1. Shall I eye-rape you now, or later? 2. Bulbous Bouffant. 3. A tall, skinny chai, because a chai is Asian, and so are you. But you aren't. But I know. You know. 4. HARK! THE EAGLE! *flutter, flap, flutter* 5. I remember ranting about my *situation* with a current "play" I was in, and you patiently listening or maybe you were "listening," to my whinings. Thank you. 6. Ah, you're an electric cello. 7. Has Conrad gotten laid yet? (There's a joke/pun in there if you think about how ducks are born.)
1. "Quark?" indeed. 2. "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." You think about that one. 3. A short latte. Hahahaha. I worked a joke into that one. 4. CABIN FEVA! Please tell me you got that. I fully expect you to have mastered the Tim Curry outburst laugh by the time I come to see the dress rehearsal. The casual, off to the side "mmmwwWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!" he does. Because I can do it. 5. I'm sorry man, but I have to say the first image I got of you was "Little Ketterer," the one who likes to do movies. 6. The sitar. Shall I imitate Indian music for you? 7. Do you like acting, or directing/writing better? Or both, you greedy bastard?
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2. Bulbous Bouffant.
3. A tall, skinny chai, because a chai is Asian, and so are you. But you aren't. But I know. You know.
4. HARK! THE EAGLE! *flutter, flap, flutter*
5. I remember ranting about my *situation* with a current "play" I was in, and you patiently listening or maybe you were "listening," to my whinings. Thank you.
6. Ah, you're an electric cello.
7. Has Conrad gotten laid yet? (There's a joke/pun in there if you think about how ducks are born.)
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2. "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." You think about that one.
3. A short latte. Hahahaha. I worked a joke into that one.
4. CABIN FEVA! Please tell me you got that. I fully expect you to have mastered the Tim Curry outburst laugh by the time I come to see the dress rehearsal. The casual, off to the side "mmmwwWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!" he does. Because I can do it.
5. I'm sorry man, but I have to say the first image I got of you was "Little Ketterer," the one who likes to do movies.
6. The sitar. Shall I imitate Indian music for you?
7. Do you like acting, or directing/writing better? Or both, you greedy bastard?
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