A day in the life

[kenzierayne]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I rescued sladen from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In February, I exposed sladen to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I fed zoyamaire to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (500 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Kenzie

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