Introduction, I guess.

[kenyajokesfail]

Yeah. Hey. Are iguanas allowed here? Not that I brought one, because I didn't.  If anyone sees my backpack wriggle, it's the fucking bacteria in this dump. (It evolves.)

Whatever. Oshitari Kenya here. Naniwa's Speedstar. I. Am. Faster. Than. You. (Come race me.)

You should shun the rest of my family. Really. Especially the bespectacled side. I'm

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[bored_tensai]

Sempai, you shouldn't've sneaked your pet thing here.

Oh, and by the way, I believe the name "Naniwa's Speedstar" is self-proclaimed only.

[kenyajokesfail]

I did not sneak Jasmine here. Read the entry again.

Hell no. Everyone calls me that. Where were your ears, Hikaru?

[bored_tensai]

You named the pet thing? Are you serious.

Actually, have you noticed that no one calls you that, sempai? Except you, of course.

[kenyajokesfail]

Well, I'm not going to call her 'Iguana'. That's like calling you 'Human'

That's because they find 'Oshitari Kenya' so much sexier. It is, by the way.

[bored_tensai]

You still didn't have to name the pet thing that name you gave it. Where did you get such absurd ideas from, seriously.

I doubt it, sempai. That's self-proclaimed, again, by the way.

[kenyajokesfail]

It only responds to that name. What do you know anyway, Human.

Doubt all you want, Hikaru. It cannot change reality.

[bored_tensai]

Because you forced trained it to respond to that name. And of course I know. Tensai of Naniwa, which is not self-proclaimed, unlike yours.

Reality's only as true as how much you're willing to really open your eyes, sempai.

[kenyajokesfail]

Oh hell no. If I had trained it, it would respond to 'Kenya is God'.

My eyes already are open.