"A Clean Conscience"
May thoughts about Alias probably aren't going to make a lot of sense tonight (not that they ever do), because I'm still pulling trying to raise my jaw from the news that Katie Holmes is dating Tom Cruise. Jigga whaaaaaa? Jigga whooooo? Dayum. Katie, you're too pretty to be a beard. I'm just sayin'.
My jaw is also still hanging from that ( Lost promo )
My jaw is also still hanging from that ( Lost promo )
Seriously, WTF is up with that? That's a surprising turn of events. To say the least. I would never have thought Katie was that desperate for attention or publicity. Seems to be going around, though.
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And I agree this a sign of the apocalypse, the 6th sign will be the offspring of Hair Backed Soon to Be Husband and FI. Then you will know the end is near! LOL
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Hehehehehe! I keep trying to imagine the attraction -- on both sides -- but I just can't.
And please, let's not speak of the hairy future Garfleck spawn. Is it possible to have sympathy for children not even conceived yet? Although, if their chatty friends are to be believed, conception is imininent, right? Maybe there will be a live webcast, and then an in-utero webcam, so we can chart Garfleck fetus's life second-by-second and spare their friends the trouble of having to keep the tabs updated.
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Maybe Katie likes to make sure her men have a clean colon? You know those crazy scientologists love their colonics.
And his attraction to her? Well he likes 'em young and naive enough not to notice he is gay?
As far as BJ (I realized their initials together were the same as blow job and was endlessly amused - obviously, it doesn't take much) procreating, every time I say she can't be that stupid, I am proven wrong. So I am sure they will have multiples, by next year, thus making life really too trippy for words for Vartan and fucking over Alias completely.
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