Review of SPN 4.03...In Which There Is Much Swearing and CAPS LOCK.
Kripke just fucking threw the Answer A-Bomb onto fandom and all I want to do is draw a picture of him riding a giant a-bomb with "Answers" written on the side a la "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb". Riding it right down into a city called "Fandom."
Because that's how it FELT. Not like the episode "flipped the whole show on its head," but something more epic-ly more epic than that. Like a NUCLEAR FUCKING BLAST.
I just got waves of goosebumps washing over me all throughout that hour, and the prinkling feeling got so goddamn painful but I was in LOVE WITH AN EPISODE. Fucking IN LOVE.
I'm fucking having those goosebumps waves right now. Again. As I'm typing a fucking review. Fuck you, show, and your ability to make me feel this way.
This is why the Show Fucking Rocks. This. Right here. Jesus Fucking Tapdancin' CHRIST.
1. Mary's "I'm sorry" in "Home" FINALLY EXPLAINED.
2. The single man-tear of the pathetic warning from Dean to his young mother: "On November 2, 1983...don't get up from bed, no matter what."
3. Mary as a HUNTER. Kicking FUCKING ASS. (Kicking her son's ass.) Coming from a long line of HUNTERS. FAMILY BUSINESS, YA'LL.
4. IMPALA!!!!! (Nothing more to be said, ya'll.)
5. Leather Jacket!
6. Seeing Romantic John (using the literary definition of "romantic", not the sugar-candy-on-Valentine's-Day definition) makes that character transition to Realistic and Pessimistic John even more heartbreaking.
6 1/2. That FUCKING FURIOUS look Dean gave Azazel right after the bastard demon flung him into the wall. That wasn't a reaction from me like "Oo! He looks so cute when he's angry." That look SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME. (Thank god for the commercial break right afterwards. BATHROOM.) OMG JENSEN. QUIT WITH THE BEING A GOOD ACTOR. YOU MAY KILL ME WITH A LOOK.
7. That bastard Azazel SNAPPED JOHN'S NECK AND KILLED HIM and suddenly my brain disconnected in this weird way like when you're watching someone stepping out right in front of a train and all you can do is SEE. You can't even process or THINK. It's just a sensation of SEEING. My brain blinked out of existence. Beyond not-thinking. FUCKING FUCK. FUCK.
8. The FUCKING DEAL.
9. And eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
10. FUCK, SHOW. Heap on Dean's man-pain! Like ya'll haven't set Dean's self-esteem into a blender and set it to "liquify."
11. CASTIEL I MAY HAVE TO HATE YOU. First you WAKE Dean up in the middle of the night, FLING him into the past, tell him to FIX a horrible string of events which is his life, then make him seem like he's the CAUSE of it all a la The Butterfly Effect, then when he fails tell him it was all INEVITABLE, THEN TELL HIM HE HAS TO KILL HIS BROTHER. And if not, the Angel Dickheads will do it for him.
12. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK.
Bonus #13. At the fucking FUCKING black-out "To be continued" I screamed "WHAT??!?!?!?!?!" and took my chair out from under me and gesticulated wildly with it in the air screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" so much my friend Kree thought I was going to throw the GODDAMN CHAIR.
And the whole coinciding dates thing? (see
missyjack's review) Yeah. FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW.
Kripke, I'm not even going to give it an A. Or an A +. Or an A + +. I'll just be sending you scathingly hot virgin women in the mail. Okay? 's review) Yeah. FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW.
Kripke, I'm not even going to give it an A. Or an A +. Or an A + +. I'll just be sending you scathingly hot virgin women in the mail. Okay?
Because that's how it FELT. Not like the episode "flipped the whole show on its head," but something more epic-ly more epic than that. Like a NUCLEAR FUCKING BLAST.
I just got waves of goosebumps washing over me all throughout that hour, and the prinkling feeling got so goddamn painful but I was in LOVE WITH AN EPISODE. Fucking IN LOVE.
I'm fucking having those goosebumps waves right now. Again. As I'm typing a fucking review. Fuck you, show, and your ability to make me feel this way.
This is why the Show Fucking Rocks. This. Right here. Jesus Fucking Tapdancin' CHRIST.
1. Mary's "I'm sorry" in "Home" FINALLY EXPLAINED.
2. The single man-tear of the pathetic warning from Dean to his young mother: "On November 2, 1983...don't get up from bed, no matter what."
3. Mary as a HUNTER. Kicking FUCKING ASS. (Kicking her son's ass.) Coming from a long line of HUNTERS. FAMILY BUSINESS, YA'LL.
4. IMPALA!!!!! (Nothing more to be said, ya'll.)
5. Leather Jacket!
6. Seeing Romantic John (using the literary definition of "romantic", not the sugar-candy-on-Valentine's-Day definition) makes that character transition to Realistic and Pessimistic John even more heartbreaking.
6 1/2. That FUCKING FURIOUS look Dean gave Azazel right after the bastard demon flung him into the wall. That wasn't a reaction from me like "Oo! He looks so cute when he's angry." That look SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME. (Thank god for the commercial break right afterwards. BATHROOM.) OMG JENSEN. QUIT WITH THE BEING A GOOD ACTOR. YOU MAY KILL ME WITH A LOOK.
7. That bastard Azazel SNAPPED JOHN'S NECK AND KILLED HIM and suddenly my brain disconnected in this weird way like when you're watching someone stepping out right in front of a train and all you can do is SEE. You can't even process or THINK. It's just a sensation of SEEING. My brain blinked out of existence. Beyond not-thinking. FUCKING FUCK. FUCK.
8. The FUCKING DEAL.
9. And eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
10. FUCK, SHOW. Heap on Dean's man-pain! Like ya'll haven't set Dean's self-esteem into a blender and set it to "liquify."
11. CASTIEL I MAY HAVE TO HATE YOU. First you WAKE Dean up in the middle of the night, FLING him into the past, tell him to FIX a horrible string of events which is his life, then make him seem like he's the CAUSE of it all a la The Butterfly Effect, then when he fails tell him it was all INEVITABLE, THEN TELL HIM HE HAS TO KILL HIS BROTHER. And if not, the Angel Dickheads will do it for him.
12. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK.
Bonus #13. At the fucking FUCKING black-out "To be continued" I screamed "WHAT??!?!?!?!?!" and took my chair out from under me and gesticulated wildly with it in the air screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" so much my friend Kree thought I was going to throw the GODDAMN CHAIR.
And the whole coinciding dates thing? (see
missyjack's review) Yeah. FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW.
Kripke, I'm not even going to give it an A. Or an A +. Or an A + +. I'll just be sending you scathingly hot virgin women in the mail. Okay? 's review) Yeah. FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW.
Kripke, I'm not even going to give it an A. Or an A +. Or an A + +. I'll just be sending you scathingly hot virgin women in the mail. Okay?