Y. AM. I. CRYING?

Feb 23, 2010 13:54

OMG!! E turmoil!! E spurge of emotions!! E sudden rush of energy!! E mixed feelings!! E stupid inclination 2 go wild!! Yes ppl!! It has come again, THAT TIME of e month. So b4 we turn cuckoo, lets state some guidelines on how 2 deal w this....bablagadabombombush!....shall we?

1) DONT DO ANYTHING!! even if u think its not foolish at DAT TYM! but then agn, regret only happens 2 those hu wonders yet do nothing, so ok i change my mind, DO IT!! but mke sure u dont hurt any1 in e process ya...

2) No picking fights!! I noe we luv rumbles but enuf is enuf! Some ppl can only tke soo much drama, evn 4 a drama queen lyk me!!

2) Make sure u have full supply of those paddies n those undies. dun at e last min u find urself putting on ur mom's underwear-corset.. blive me, u dont want dat to happen to u.

3) Concealer in ur wallet, AT ALL TIMES!! u dun want those bums n scars on ur face 2 b visible, esp if ther s dat 1 guy u've bn trying 2 get attentn 4rm if u noe wat i mean... wink2... hehehe

4) MA'THURAT!! Its e one thing dat mkes u sane when those hormones stat playg w ur emotions.. Those "He doesnt understand me!" "Nobody loves me!!" "My life s a mess!!" will go away soon once we start directg our attentn to The Giver..

5) Not to forget The Distributor! ;) Solawatu alar Rasul often 2 calm urselves down n prevent us from gg nutsie! :P

6) Make sure ur nights r filled! Dun b alone in e room! u noe those tear ducts leak durg dese times...

7) Wen smthing creeps up dat wells up those tears, THINK HAPPY TOTS! disturb ur frens! go nuts! dance around! Shriek!! Dun let those feelings overcome u!

But for some nites, all u wana do is wallow up in self-pity n cry ur heart out...

ok fine. Do dat. But noe dat things change. Life is a cycle. (like e cycle we r gg tru now) Sleep well knowing things do get better. They ALWAYS do. HAVE FAITH. STAY AWESOME. LUV YOU. MUAKS!!!!
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