Lyrical badness

[kensson]

So, Pinball Wizard was in my head this morning and my brain, suffering from allergies and a sore throat, translated 'silver ball' into 'golden snitch'. You know... Quidditch Wizard might work

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[biogeekgrrl]

That last line is pretty clunky. Ow.

[kensson]

I agree. But the whole thing was causing me pain so I figured I should share.

[pabsungenis]

He soars like an eagle
And dives down like a hawk
All the other seekers
Can ever do is gawk!
(dum dum dum dum dum dum...okay I'm stumped, who has a spare couplet?)

[kensson]

He darts around the bludgers, he'll effortlessly switch!
That kid with the head-scar sure plays a mean quid-ditch!

[pabsungenis]

We're getting somewhere. What else rhymes with "quidditch?" "Rich?" "Ditch?"

He's a Quidditch Wizard
Stand back and give him room.
The Quidditch Wizard
The master of his broom....

How do you think he does it (I don't know)
What makes him so good?

[kensson]

Bitch, of course. Glitch and hitch. Kitsch. Stitch, titch, twitch. Niche, if you butcher it like many people do. Itch.