Cultward, ho!
Well, it feels good to be a full blown cultist. I finally got my hoodie.
... I should probably explain that.
You see, when I first got to my law school, EVERYONE bought the school's signature green hoodie. Since they keep it at 67 degrees in the library, everyone wears that hoodie in the library, even during the hot times in the year. As a matter of fact, it's so chilly in the law library that people often flip their hoods up.
I won't give the geographical layout of the library, but I will say this; it's built like a temple. Terraces, arches, columns, an inner sanctum, the Federal Regulations... exactly like a temple. If you look in the windows at night, seeing these green hooded figures scurrying about, you can't help but think the look a bit like "law cultists".
Well, I was ready to join the movement. I had my shaven head and my pocket full of quarters, but they were OUT OF HOODIES! This shortage has persisted for almost a year and a half. I was desolate, feeling deep sadness that I'd failed in my mission to join the law cult.
Well, just recently, my fortunes changed. The bookstore finally got more! And to sweeten the deal, these new cultists "robes" are better made with better lettering. I fancy myself something of a "high law cultist".
Oh yeah. *Flips up hood and starts chanting the Second Restatement of Contract Law*
- Ken
... I should probably explain that.
You see, when I first got to my law school, EVERYONE bought the school's signature green hoodie. Since they keep it at 67 degrees in the library, everyone wears that hoodie in the library, even during the hot times in the year. As a matter of fact, it's so chilly in the law library that people often flip their hoods up.
I won't give the geographical layout of the library, but I will say this; it's built like a temple. Terraces, arches, columns, an inner sanctum, the Federal Regulations... exactly like a temple. If you look in the windows at night, seeing these green hooded figures scurrying about, you can't help but think the look a bit like "law cultists".
Well, I was ready to join the movement. I had my shaven head and my pocket full of quarters, but they were OUT OF HOODIES! This shortage has persisted for almost a year and a half. I was desolate, feeling deep sadness that I'd failed in my mission to join the law cult.
Well, just recently, my fortunes changed. The bookstore finally got more! And to sweeten the deal, these new cultists "robes" are better made with better lettering. I fancy myself something of a "high law cultist".
Oh yeah. *Flips up hood and starts chanting the Second Restatement of Contract Law*
- Ken