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I have suddenly realized a horrible problem that Branden and I face before heading off to college and that is that neither of us has yet mentioned anything about a can opener. The obvious solution is to simply not have any canned foods. Because meal plans are mandatory, we could just go along with that, but it is far less fun than coming up with our own edibles (that's my opinion, at least). However, we must wonder as to if we can actually survive without the precious canned foods. As some of you may know, the price of canned foods is dropping worldwide as more ranches are opening up to raise them as they graze about in their large herds and newer techniques ensure better health and thus higher volume for each can. I think it goes without saying that cheap food = good for college students. Oh to lead the simple life of the canned food and have little worries in the world, but alas, as the natural predator I am left forced to hunt and kill and eat them instead, but we seem to be lacking in the tools necesarry to open their thick hides: Freakishly sharp teeth and/or can openers. I fear we may starve...
Or have to buy a can opener
Or have to buy a can opener