I gotta stop sampling that cactus.
"TTThhhisssss doessss notttt belong hhherre..."
The snake hissed, rattle shaking threatiningly;
It deposited the peach pit on the bench, looked at me intently for a few seconds and weaved it's head from side slightly.
Very surprised, I backed off a few yards, picked up a few pebbles and tossed them at it.
It raised it's tail a bit and stuck out it's tongue for a moment before sidewinding back behind the trees.
... And there it was, indisputable... the peach pit I had tossed into the bushes a few hours earlier, begging for an explanation...
Who needs irritating landlords when you have snakes...
The snake hissed, rattle shaking threatiningly;
It deposited the peach pit on the bench, looked at me intently for a few seconds and weaved it's head from side slightly.
Very surprised, I backed off a few yards, picked up a few pebbles and tossed them at it.
It raised it's tail a bit and stuck out it's tongue for a moment before sidewinding back behind the trees.
... And there it was, indisputable... the peach pit I had tossed into the bushes a few hours earlier, begging for an explanation...
Who needs irritating landlords when you have snakes...