I must be bored... like...really bored...
1. When was the last time you had sex?
It has been about a week and I consider that a dry spell. I need to work on that.
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Fuck that. I'll piss on your floor.
5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I've gotten a couple of resemblences but I don't agree with them.
6. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pineapple. I love that on pizza.
7. Do you crack your knuckles?
Weird, I did today for the first time in at least a year.
10. What are your super powers?
What aren't?
13. Do you think the person that you got this from is hot?
I think everyone is hot.
15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it BE?
I have bigger plans for that situation.
19. Black Cat in your path BAD or who cares?
....really?
21. What OCD qualities do you have?
I balance all the soap/shampoo bottles on the rack in the shower rather than put them on the rim of the tub.
22. What do you do when no one is watching?
22??? Look how many fucking questions are missing!
23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Shit, I don't know.
25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
I was a big fan of candy corn but I don't really like it that much anymore.
26. What is your favorite kid's movie?
Aladdin!!!
27. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Rainwater, leaves, mildew and garbage. Someone take this thing off my hands for me.
29. When was the last time you threw up?
About 4 days ago. On purpose though.
31. Have you ever had a private maid?
You could say that.
32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?
I bought some girl some drinks Friday and never got anything out of it. Wait... I didn't pay that tab.
33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne?
Any of them with Darlene. She was hot.
34. What is your favorite accessory?
My dick.
35. does anyone have any blackmail on you?
I'm too open with everything. Blackmail wouldn't work because I don't give a shit.
36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman?
Dude jerked off and got caught... who fucking cares?
37. Have you been to a strip club?
Oh yeah, I've blown some bills in skrip clubs.
38. Do you like tan lines?
I do. I think they're sexy. I love color on a girl.
39. What is the last bet you lost?
I lost like $6 in change to Brandon a few nights ago in a card game. I played dumb.
40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked?
I'm done dating people. But to answer the question... yeah, I guess. I don't give a fuck if you like the girl I'm dating.
It has been about a week and I consider that a dry spell. I need to work on that.
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Fuck that. I'll piss on your floor.
5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I've gotten a couple of resemblences but I don't agree with them.
6. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pineapple. I love that on pizza.
7. Do you crack your knuckles?
Weird, I did today for the first time in at least a year.
10. What are your super powers?
What aren't?
13. Do you think the person that you got this from is hot?
I think everyone is hot.
15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it BE?
I have bigger plans for that situation.
19. Black Cat in your path BAD or who cares?
....really?
21. What OCD qualities do you have?
I balance all the soap/shampoo bottles on the rack in the shower rather than put them on the rim of the tub.
22. What do you do when no one is watching?
22??? Look how many fucking questions are missing!
23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Shit, I don't know.
25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
I was a big fan of candy corn but I don't really like it that much anymore.
26. What is your favorite kid's movie?
Aladdin!!!
27. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Rainwater, leaves, mildew and garbage. Someone take this thing off my hands for me.
29. When was the last time you threw up?
About 4 days ago. On purpose though.
31. Have you ever had a private maid?
You could say that.
32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?
I bought some girl some drinks Friday and never got anything out of it. Wait... I didn't pay that tab.
33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne?
Any of them with Darlene. She was hot.
34. What is your favorite accessory?
My dick.
35. does anyone have any blackmail on you?
I'm too open with everything. Blackmail wouldn't work because I don't give a shit.
36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman?
Dude jerked off and got caught... who fucking cares?
37. Have you been to a strip club?
Oh yeah, I've blown some bills in skrip clubs.
38. Do you like tan lines?
I do. I think they're sexy. I love color on a girl.
39. What is the last bet you lost?
I lost like $6 in change to Brandon a few nights ago in a card game. I played dumb.
40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked?
I'm done dating people. But to answer the question... yeah, I guess. I don't give a fuck if you like the girl I'm dating.