Oh so interesting
There are three types of creepy in this world: Child Molester Creepy, Nerdy/Dorky Creepy, and Quagmire Creepy. I had the ultimate pleasure of meeting three people who represented each of the three categories, and man did it make for an entertaining time. I just want to explain the types so we are clear on what these guys were like.
Nerdy/Dorky Creepy is the most common creepy. This is the one that's sad. This is the guy who has no idea what's going on, abnormally shy, and usually has a f#$@ed up mama's boy haircut. Also he seems to have heard that Khaki pants and polo shirts are in - but thought that included a solid white polo - tucked in, and Dockers... very classy.
Child Molester Creepy could be the worst kind of Creepy. This is the guy who drives the windowless white van, and just gives you a straight up creepy vibe. Not overly outgoing, but not the life of the party. Uniform is non-descript, middle-of-the-road bland, very hard to put your finger on the CMC but you know him when you see him.
Last, but not least is Quagmire Creepy. It's just a guy who is overly aggressive to every single person with a vagina in the room. While most of us have been this guy once or twice, the thing that really sets it off is when you act this way with out a lot of alcohol in your system.... I met this guy - it was hilarious. The uniform of the QC is definatly hip, and in fashion, but too much so, it's just so over the top, that it makes them stick out like a sore thumb.
Nerdy/Dorky Creepy is the most common creepy. This is the one that's sad. This is the guy who has no idea what's going on, abnormally shy, and usually has a f#$@ed up mama's boy haircut. Also he seems to have heard that Khaki pants and polo shirts are in - but thought that included a solid white polo - tucked in, and Dockers... very classy.
Child Molester Creepy could be the worst kind of Creepy. This is the guy who drives the windowless white van, and just gives you a straight up creepy vibe. Not overly outgoing, but not the life of the party. Uniform is non-descript, middle-of-the-road bland, very hard to put your finger on the CMC but you know him when you see him.
Last, but not least is Quagmire Creepy. It's just a guy who is overly aggressive to every single person with a vagina in the room. While most of us have been this guy once or twice, the thing that really sets it off is when you act this way with out a lot of alcohol in your system.... I met this guy - it was hilarious. The uniform of the QC is definatly hip, and in fashion, but too much so, it's just so over the top, that it makes them stick out like a sore thumb.