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OMG!!!! my moms the best...
devin says:
my mom just called me drunk from a bar
devin says:
and said DEVIN I KEEPS IT REAL IM OUT WITH MY HOMIES! and im like o.. then she made me say i keep it real to all their drunk friends and they all laughed like crazy
devin says:
now she wont stop calling and i keep hangin up on her lol
then this is what happened when she came home. im jsut copy and pasting a convo. cuz im to lazy to re-type it lmao
devin says:
OMG MY MOMS SO FUNNY!
devin says:
she walks in the door DEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEPS IT REAL BITCH! then im like you smell of alcohol... and she goes i know!! i was keepin it real! and im like o.. then shes diggin through her purse and i said give me money so she hands me 10 bucks
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
lol..etf
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
wtf*
devin says:
then shes like everyone at the bar thought me and my 15 year old son keepin it real is innapropriate but i dont fuckin care i keep it real, and i go whatever go away...
devin says:
then she kicked me, laughed then i go wtf she slaps me and laughs then goes devin stfu! and hugs me
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
wtf.....? lol!
devin says:
then just rambles on about random shit about keepin it real while laughing her head off
devin says:
god i cant even explain
devin says:
you just had to see it
devin says:
SHES YELLING AT ME FROM LIKE 5 FEET AWAY LMAO!!!!!!!
devin says:
"DEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVIN!!!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!!" yea stfu people are sleeping. "I DONT FUCKIN CARE WE KEEP IT REAL THATS OUR THING BABY THATS WHAT WE DO!" and i go mom go to bed.. and shes like ok but me and you... were the keepin it realers.. or is it the real keepers.. i dunno but im fuckin wasted
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
LMAO!
devin says:
LOL
devin says:
my moms so funny
devin says:
except for when she ran over my foot one day in the exploder
devin says:
exploder=ford explorer
devin says:
dont ask me i was umm yea
devin says:
LOL MY SISTER STUCK HER HEAD OUT THE DOOR AND SAID MOM I KEEP IT REAL TOO! and she goes o hell no thats me and devins thing go back to bed. and my sister goes but i keep it real and my mom pushed her in her room adn shut the door
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
LOL!
devin says:
LOL SHES YELLING AT ME FROM HER ROOM AGAIN
devin says:
my mom just called me drunk from a bar
devin says:
and said DEVIN I KEEPS IT REAL IM OUT WITH MY HOMIES! and im like o.. then she made me say i keep it real to all their drunk friends and they all laughed like crazy
devin says:
now she wont stop calling and i keep hangin up on her lol
then this is what happened when she came home. im jsut copy and pasting a convo. cuz im to lazy to re-type it lmao
devin says:
OMG MY MOMS SO FUNNY!
devin says:
she walks in the door DEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEPS IT REAL BITCH! then im like you smell of alcohol... and she goes i know!! i was keepin it real! and im like o.. then shes diggin through her purse and i said give me money so she hands me 10 bucks
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
lol..etf
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
wtf*
devin says:
then shes like everyone at the bar thought me and my 15 year old son keepin it real is innapropriate but i dont fuckin care i keep it real, and i go whatever go away...
devin says:
then she kicked me, laughed then i go wtf she slaps me and laughs then goes devin stfu! and hugs me
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
wtf.....? lol!
devin says:
then just rambles on about random shit about keepin it real while laughing her head off
devin says:
god i cant even explain
devin says:
you just had to see it
devin says:
SHES YELLING AT ME FROM LIKE 5 FEET AWAY LMAO!!!!!!!
devin says:
"DEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVIN!!!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!!" yea stfu people are sleeping. "I DONT FUCKIN CARE WE KEEP IT REAL THATS OUR THING BABY THATS WHAT WE DO!" and i go mom go to bed.. and shes like ok but me and you... were the keepin it realers.. or is it the real keepers.. i dunno but im fuckin wasted
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
LMAO!
devin says:
LOL
devin says:
my moms so funny
devin says:
except for when she ran over my foot one day in the exploder
devin says:
exploder=ford explorer
devin says:
dont ask me i was umm yea
devin says:
LOL MY SISTER STUCK HER HEAD OUT THE DOOR AND SAID MOM I KEEP IT REAL TOO! and she goes o hell no thats me and devins thing go back to bed. and my sister goes but i keep it real and my mom pushed her in her room adn shut the door
.x. viva la jimmy .x. says:
LOL!
devin says:
LOL SHES YELLING AT ME FROM HER ROOM AGAIN