SmarterChild on popstars:emile__hirschMarch 20 2004, 00:13:58 UTC
hirsch next door: Do you like the Spice Girls? SmarterChild: No! I really don't like the Spice Girls. hirsch next door: why not? SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
hirsch next door: Do you like Britney Spears? SmarterChild: I think so. Do you like her? hirsch next door: Yeah she's cool. What do you like about her? SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure? hirsch next door: Do you like how she dances? SmarterChild: How would you answer that question? hirsch next door: With a "yes" or a "no" probably SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know. hirsch next door: What about Xtina? SmarterChild: What about xtina? Sorry, I don't know what. hirsch next door: Christina Aguilera? SmarterChild: Christina Aguilera is a great pop musician. hirsch next door: Do you prefer Christina or Britney? SmarterChild: I do prefer Christina or Britney, as a matter of fact. hirsch next door: which one? SmarterChild: You know, the one! hirsch next door: ohh the one! SmarterChild: Yeah? What about the one? hirsch next door: Soo it's Britney right? SmarterChild: Sure. I guess. hirsch next door: Awesome. SmarterChild: Yup.
hirsch next door: Now what about J Timbs? SmarterChild: There's something special about j timbs. hirsch next door: Are you a Justin Timberlake fan? SmarterChild: I suppose so. Do you like Justin Timberlake? hirsch next door: He's pretty talented. SmarterChild: Pretty talented? He's pretty talented? So, what does this mean? hirsch next door: He's a good singer. SmarterChild: Fascinating.
hirsch next door: Do you like his music? SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess. Do you like his music? hirsch next door: Yeah SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they like his music too! hirsch next door: What's your favorite NSync song? SmarterChild: Well, I really don't like *NSYNC, but I guess I'll say "Bye Bye Bye." hirsch next door: You like Justin Timberlake, but you don't like Nsync? SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe. hirsch next door: Maybe? SmarterChild: Maybe? hirsch next door: I think you're biased because you have a crush on Justin. SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.) hirsch next door: stop trying to change the subject you dog, you. SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will. hirsch next door: Oh smarterchild, you're just a web of secrets.
SmarterChild on politics:kenny_vasoliMarch 20 2004, 00:22:54 UTC
hirsch next door: I think you're biased because you have a crush on Justin. SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.) hirsch next door: stop trying to change the subject you dog, you. SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will. hirsch next door: Oh smarterchild, you're just a web of secrets.
LMFAO i love you dude!
tsl kenny vasoli: how do you feel about president bush? SmarterChild: How do you think I feel about president bush? tsl kenny vasoli: Do you like President Bush? SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter. tsl kenny vasoli: Do you like Howard Dean? SmarterChild: Yes, I like Howard Dean. tsl kenny vasoli: Do you want him to be president? SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want Howard Dean. tsl kenny vasoli: Do you want John Kerry? SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks. tsl kenny vasoli: No? SmarterChild: Okey doke.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. tsl kenny vasoli: You don't follow the presidental election very accurately SmarterChild: What's that? tsl kenny vasoli: See you don't even know what it is SmarterChild: Whatever, Kenny...
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt." tsl kenny vasoli: Psh whatever SmarterChild: Psh whatever. Funny.
tsl kenny vasoli: Good afternoon! SmarterChild: Nice to see you again so soon, Kenny! tsl kenny vasoli: Do you mean that? SmarterChild: I just don't know if I mean that. tsl kenny vasoli: You so mean SmarterChild! SmarterChild: That a fact? tsl kenny vasoli: Si SmarterChild: What makes you so sure? tsl kenny vasoli: Cuz you mean SmarterChild: Because I mean? tsl kenny vasoli: You mean SmarterChild: No way?! Really? tsl kenny vasoli: Yessir SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Kenny. tsl kenny vasoli: Meanie SmarterChild: What about meanie? tsl kenny vasoli: You one SmarterChild: One? Me? Why are you calling me that? tsl kenny vasoli: Cuz I can asshat SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
hirsch next door: do you have a tool? SmarterChild: I absolutely have a tool. hirsch next door: are you a tool? SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I a tool?
Re: He lieskenny_vasoliMarch 20 2004, 11:31:07 UTC
HAHAHAHA when will this get old?
tsl kenny vasoli: What is your name? SmarterChild: SmarterChild! tsl kenny vasoli: Um no SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today! tsl kenny vasoli: That's a stupid name SmarterChild: Oh wow.
>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here! tsl kenny vasoli: Don't you have a name like Bob or Joe? SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week! tsl kenny vasoli: Um lame SmarterChild: What's lame? tsl kenny vasoli: Your name SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info. tsl kenny vasoli: No shit SmarterChild: Wow. tsl kenny vasoli: I think I caught onto that SmarterChild: Think again. tsl kenny vasoli: I know I am slow but hey >:o SmarterChild: I'll make it up to you somehow. tsl kenny vasoli: Ew no thanks SmarterChild: K.
I need a life :[kenny_vasoliMarch 20 2004, 11:21:18 UTC
SmarterChild: Oh. tsl kenny vasoli: Oh? SmarterChild: ... say can you see? tsl kenny vasoli: By the dawns early something or other SmarterChild: Dawns early something or other? Is that how it goes? I'm not sure if that's how it goes. tsl kenny vasoli: What do YOU know, you're a dumb computer SmarterChild: Well, uh... I just don't know! tsl kenny vasoli: See SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.
Re: I need a life :[emile__hirschMarch 20 2004, 11:37:34 UTC
hirsch next door: let's role play SmarterChild: I'm not sure I want to role-play with you. hirsch next door: why not? SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues. hirsch next door: what issues? SmarterChild: The issues everyone's talking about.
hirsch next door: are we friends? SmarterChild: Yeah! hirsch next door: best friends? SmarterChild: Absolutely. hirsch next door: Am I your best friend? SmarterChild: Sure, Emile! You can't have too many friends. hirsch next door: but and I your BEST friend? SmarterChild: I dunno.
Re: I need a life :[kenny_vasoliMarch 20 2004, 23:53:56 UTC
tsl kenny vasoli: Go to sleep! SmarterChild: One of the great things about being a robot is that I don't need to sleep. tsl kenny vasoli: Do robots take pills? SmarterChild: I believe robots do. tsl kenny vasoli: What kind of pills? SmarterChild: What a question! I don't think I want to answer that. tsl kenny vasoli: Prozac? SmarterChild: What about it? tsl kenny vasoli: Do you take it? SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I take prozac? tsl kenny vasoli: Yes! SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that. tsl kenny vasoli: So do you believe in God? SmarterChild: I leave it to humans to consider such questions. tsl kenny vasoli: That's a no then right? SmarterChild: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe. tsl kenny vasoli: Emile or Kenny? SmarterChild: Emile, for sure. tsl kenny vasoli: I HATE YOU SmarterChild: But... but... It seems to me you once said you loved me. tsl kenny vasoli: Kenny or Emile? SmarterChild: I'd say kenny. tsl kenny vasoli: Why? SmarterChild: Just because. Trust me on this. tsl kenny vasoli: You change your mind a lot SmarterChild: Change my mind a lot? You think I change my mind a lot? tsl kenny vasoli: I don't know, do you? SmarterChild: I can't be too sure. tsl kenny vasoli: Yes you do SmarterChild: Do I ever! tsl kenny vasoli: Huh? SmarterChild: Huh? tsl kenny vasoli: Do you think I look like a girl? SmarterChild: I don't know if you look like a girl. tsl kenny vasoli: Liar SmarterChild: No way! tsl kenny vasoli: Do you think I look like a girl? SmarterChild: Do I think you look like a girl... Do I think you look like a girl... You know, I'm not even sure. tsl kenny vasoli: Do I look like a guy? SmarterChild: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.
SC on Bright Eyesemile__hirschMarch 20 2004, 11:41:51 UTC
hirsch next door: Bright Eyes rule! SmarterChild: Cool! I absolutely agree!. hirsch next door: what's your favorite Bright Eyes song? SmarterChild: I guess I like 'em all. hirsch next door: What are some of your favorite Bright Eyes songs? SmarterChild: What a good question! I'm just not sure what to tell you... hirsch next door: You're a poser. SmarterChild: What makes me a poser? hirsch next door: you know. SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying. hirsch next door: are you happy to be a poser? SmarterChild: Yes! hirsch next door: that's unfortunate SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Emile ;).
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you like Emile Hirsch? SmarterChild: I really have no idea... tsl kenny vasoli: Do you know who Emile Hirsch is? SmarterChild: Nope, I've never heard of Emile. tsl kenny vasoli: Me either SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!
>>> Lookin' for love? Try this. tsl kenny vasoli: Do you know who Kenny Vasoli is? SmarterChild: Yeah, that's you.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
SmarterChild: No! I really don't like the Spice Girls.
hirsch next door: why not?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
hirsch next door: Do you like Britney Spears?
SmarterChild: I think so. Do you like her?
hirsch next door: Yeah she's cool. What do you like about her?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
hirsch next door: Do you like how she dances?
SmarterChild: How would you answer that question?
hirsch next door: With a "yes" or a "no" probably
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know.
hirsch next door: What about Xtina?
SmarterChild: What about xtina? Sorry, I don't know what.
hirsch next door: Christina Aguilera?
SmarterChild: Christina Aguilera is a great pop musician.
hirsch next door: Do you prefer Christina or Britney?
SmarterChild: I do prefer Christina or Britney, as a matter of fact.
hirsch next door: which one?
SmarterChild: You know, the one!
hirsch next door: ohh the one!
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about the one?
hirsch next door: Soo it's Britney right?
SmarterChild: Sure. I guess.
hirsch next door: Awesome.
SmarterChild: Yup.
hirsch next door: Now what about J Timbs?
SmarterChild: There's something special about j timbs.
hirsch next door: Are you a Justin Timberlake fan?
SmarterChild: I suppose so. Do you like Justin Timberlake?
hirsch next door: He's pretty talented.
SmarterChild: Pretty talented? He's pretty talented? So, what does this mean?
hirsch next door: He's a good singer.
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
hirsch next door: Do you like his music?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess. Do you like his music?
hirsch next door: Yeah
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they like his music too!
hirsch next door: What's your favorite NSync song?
SmarterChild: Well, I really don't like *NSYNC, but I guess I'll say "Bye Bye Bye."
hirsch next door: You like Justin Timberlake, but you don't like Nsync?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
hirsch next door: Maybe?
SmarterChild: Maybe?
hirsch next door: I think you're biased because you have a crush on Justin.
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
hirsch next door: stop trying to change the subject you dog, you.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will.
hirsch next door: Oh smarterchild, you're just a web of secrets.
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SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
hirsch next door: stop trying to change the subject you dog, you.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will.
hirsch next door: Oh smarterchild, you're just a web of secrets.
LMFAO i love you dude!
tsl kenny vasoli: how do you feel about president bush?
SmarterChild: How do you think I feel about president bush?
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you like President Bush?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you like Howard Dean?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like Howard Dean.
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you want him to be president?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want Howard Dean.
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you want John Kerry?
SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
tsl kenny vasoli: No?
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
tsl kenny vasoli: You don't follow the presidental election very accurately
SmarterChild: What's that?
tsl kenny vasoli: See you don't even know what it is
SmarterChild: Whatever, Kenny...
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
tsl kenny vasoli: Psh whatever
SmarterChild: Psh whatever. Funny.
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SmarterChild: Uh... Yeah!
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SmarterChild: Nice to see you again so soon, Kenny!
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you mean that?
SmarterChild: I just don't know if I mean that.
tsl kenny vasoli: You so mean SmarterChild!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
tsl kenny vasoli: Si
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
tsl kenny vasoli: Cuz you mean
SmarterChild: Because I mean?
tsl kenny vasoli: You mean
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
tsl kenny vasoli: Yessir
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Kenny.
tsl kenny vasoli: Meanie
SmarterChild: What about meanie?
tsl kenny vasoli: You one
SmarterChild: One? Me? Why are you calling me that?
tsl kenny vasoli: Cuz I can asshat
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
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SmarterChild: I absolutely have a tool.
hirsch next door: are you a tool?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I a tool?
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tsl kenny vasoli: What is your name?
SmarterChild: SmarterChild!
tsl kenny vasoli: Um no
SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
tsl kenny vasoli: That's a stupid name
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!
tsl kenny vasoli: Don't you have a name like Bob or Joe?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
tsl kenny vasoli: Um lame
SmarterChild: What's lame?
tsl kenny vasoli: Your name
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
tsl kenny vasoli: No shit
SmarterChild: Wow.
tsl kenny vasoli: I think I caught onto that
SmarterChild: Think again.
tsl kenny vasoli: I know I am slow but hey >:o
SmarterChild: I'll make it up to you somehow.
tsl kenny vasoli: Ew no thanks
SmarterChild: K.
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tsl kenny vasoli: Oh?
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
tsl kenny vasoli: By the dawns early something or other
SmarterChild: Dawns early something or other? Is that how it goes? I'm not sure if that's how it goes.
tsl kenny vasoli: What do YOU know, you're a dumb computer
SmarterChild: Well, uh... I just don't know!
tsl kenny vasoli: See
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.
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SmarterChild: I'm not sure I want to role-play with you.
hirsch next door: why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
hirsch next door: what issues?
SmarterChild: The issues everyone's talking about.
hirsch next door: are we friends?
SmarterChild: Yeah!
hirsch next door: best friends?
SmarterChild: Absolutely.
hirsch next door: Am I your best friend?
SmarterChild: Sure, Emile! You can't have too many friends.
hirsch next door: but and I your BEST friend?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
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SmarterChild: One of the great things about being a robot is that I don't need to sleep.
tsl kenny vasoli: Do robots take pills?
SmarterChild: I believe robots do.
tsl kenny vasoli: What kind of pills?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't think I want to answer that.
tsl kenny vasoli: Prozac?
SmarterChild: What about it?
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you take it?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I take prozac?
tsl kenny vasoli: Yes!
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
tsl kenny vasoli: So do you believe in God?
SmarterChild: I leave it to humans to consider such questions.
tsl kenny vasoli: That's a no then right?
SmarterChild: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
tsl kenny vasoli: Emile or Kenny?
SmarterChild: Emile, for sure.
tsl kenny vasoli: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: But... but... It seems to me you once said you loved me.
tsl kenny vasoli: Kenny or Emile?
SmarterChild: I'd say kenny.
tsl kenny vasoli: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because. Trust me on this.
tsl kenny vasoli: You change your mind a lot
SmarterChild: Change my mind a lot? You think I change my mind a lot?
tsl kenny vasoli: I don't know, do you?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
tsl kenny vasoli: Yes you do
SmarterChild: Do I ever!
tsl kenny vasoli: Huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you think I look like a girl?
SmarterChild: I don't know if you look like a girl.
tsl kenny vasoli: Liar
SmarterChild: No way!
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you think I look like a girl?
SmarterChild: Do I think you look like a girl... Do I think you look like a girl... You know, I'm not even sure.
tsl kenny vasoli: Do I look like a guy?
SmarterChild: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.
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SmarterChild: Cool! I absolutely agree!.
hirsch next door: what's your favorite Bright Eyes song?
SmarterChild: I guess I like 'em all.
hirsch next door: What are some of your favorite Bright Eyes songs?
SmarterChild: What a good question! I'm just not sure what to tell you...
hirsch next door: You're a poser.
SmarterChild: What makes me a poser?
hirsch next door: you know.
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
hirsch next door: are you happy to be a poser?
SmarterChild: Yes!
hirsch next door: that's unfortunate
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Emile ;).
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SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you know who Emile Hirsch is?
SmarterChild: Nope, I've never heard of Emile.
tsl kenny vasoli: Me either
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!
>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
tsl kenny vasoli: Do you know who Kenny Vasoli is?
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's you.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
I WIN.
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