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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole drumbum1124's purse (30 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I stole superkevin711's purse (-30 points). In October I bought porn for almostfamous04 (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (330 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
kenny_s
Ok I'm Done.