What Goes Around, Comes Around
Did you know that on Wednesdays, TBS shows three hours of Everybody Loves Raymond? I know this because when Seinfeld was over at 7:00, Everybody Loves Raymond came on, and I watched six episodes straight through until 10:00. It is now 10:10, and TBS has taken a turn for the worse by putting on Sex and the City...I'd have taken a seventh episode of Ray any day over watching these four women on their never-ending quest to sluttify the rest of the women in the world. What bothers me the most is that there are "women who actually identify with these dysfunctional characters" (Simmons). You got the brunette who appears to be completely insane, you have the red-head who has serious commitment issues, and then there are the two blonds, who are quite simply sluts. And none of them are really drop-dead gorgeous either. Sarah Jurassic Parker is crashing into a wall in her 30s, and the other blond seems rather beastly to me. I'm not sure what's wrong with the red-head, but you can just tell that something is not right with the way she looks. That leaves the brunette, who is actually pretty attractive, but she's still no Jennifer Love Hewitt, or Jessica Simpson.
Well that was fun, but the real reason for this entry is to point out a few of the current events in the world of sports.
While getting my daily dose of Sportscenter, Dan Patrick interrupted himself to say "we have just heard that the Buffalo Bills have released Lawyer Milloy." Does anyone else find this as amusing as I do? Just a few years ago he was whining to Bill Bellichick for more money, and what did Bellichick do? He said "hey, I got a better idea, you can go fuck off, and I'll get someone else to do your job just as effectively." And then Milloy got the money he wanted from Buffalo, only to get cut today because of the salary cap conditions that will be enforced in the next week or so. What goes around, comes around fuck face. I'm just waiting for the Jets to announce the cut of Ty Law (the Jets are $5 Million over the salary cap).
I heard on PTI today that Tom Brady and Peyton Manning went on a date a few nights ago. They were in Miami at a restaurant together when about a dozen women approached Brady, giving him ALL the attention. How do you feel if you're Peyton Manning? He must be thinking, "man, this guy is just better than me, in every facet of life. He beats me all the time, he has 3 more rings than I do, he gets more ass than I do...and now I'm buying him dinner? Why do I look so much like a horse?" So I made up the buying dinner part, but that would have been funny just to add insult to injury.
I have a few tasks ahead of me. First is this weekend; attempt to make a move on the new chick. Subject has been confirmed single by her room mate, and I'm sure by now her room mate has informed her. I suppose this does take a few cards out of my hand, but when you think about it, it really makes no difference whether she knows...it's not gonna change her answer.
Next up, convince Kevin and the girls to make a detour to Fort Myers for a Red Sox spring training game on the way to Miami for the cruise.
Well that was fun, but the real reason for this entry is to point out a few of the current events in the world of sports.
While getting my daily dose of Sportscenter, Dan Patrick interrupted himself to say "we have just heard that the Buffalo Bills have released Lawyer Milloy." Does anyone else find this as amusing as I do? Just a few years ago he was whining to Bill Bellichick for more money, and what did Bellichick do? He said "hey, I got a better idea, you can go fuck off, and I'll get someone else to do your job just as effectively." And then Milloy got the money he wanted from Buffalo, only to get cut today because of the salary cap conditions that will be enforced in the next week or so. What goes around, comes around fuck face. I'm just waiting for the Jets to announce the cut of Ty Law (the Jets are $5 Million over the salary cap).
I heard on PTI today that Tom Brady and Peyton Manning went on a date a few nights ago. They were in Miami at a restaurant together when about a dozen women approached Brady, giving him ALL the attention. How do you feel if you're Peyton Manning? He must be thinking, "man, this guy is just better than me, in every facet of life. He beats me all the time, he has 3 more rings than I do, he gets more ass than I do...and now I'm buying him dinner? Why do I look so much like a horse?" So I made up the buying dinner part, but that would have been funny just to add insult to injury.
I have a few tasks ahead of me. First is this weekend; attempt to make a move on the new chick. Subject has been confirmed single by her room mate, and I'm sure by now her room mate has informed her. I suppose this does take a few cards out of my hand, but when you think about it, it really makes no difference whether she knows...it's not gonna change her answer.
Next up, convince Kevin and the girls to make a detour to Fort Myers for a Red Sox spring training game on the way to Miami for the cruise.