My Life is a Comedy
I've come to realize that my life's purpose is to make the world laugh, without me actually trying to do so. I came to this realization this weekend at Chet's when my chances of getting laid were squashed by something so ridiculous, that I realized, this is what happens in my life. I get put into the most ridiculous situations without even wanting to be in them. I have no control over these situations, and as such the world laughs because it knows that I can take it, and I can laugh along with it. Here's another example, ask anyone what their first car accident was, and most everyone will tell you that it was a little dinger, or you know, a collision with another CAR...at least something NORMAL. You know what MY first car accident was? A deer jumped out in front of me and totaled my Grand Am. That was Kenny's first car accident. Things like this only happen to me. It's funny, everyone laughs, and I go on my merry way, awaiting the next retarded thing to happen, because I have no control over it. You see, it wouldn't be quite as funny if these were things I could control, because then I would just look like a big idiot. But I can't control if a girl I'm supposed to hook up with turns out to look like a relative (yes I know I'm in the South where family trees go in straight lines, but let it be known that I did NOT even attempt it), just like I can't control if a deer decides to jump out onto the hood of my car.
A few other things:
Spring training is here, which means baseball is back. I'm not too sure what to think about the sox this year, gone are the days of Johnny Benedict Arnold in center field, Billy Mueller at third base, and Kevin Millar at first. It's sad to see them all go, but hopefully we have some good replacements in Coco Crisp, Mike Lowell, and Kevin Youkilis.
The Super Bowl was a horrible game. It was no defensive struggle, it was just two teams playing horrible football. The whole time I kept thinking to myself, "the Patriots would destroy EITHER of these teams." The officials sucked ass again too.
That is all for now.
A few other things:
Spring training is here, which means baseball is back. I'm not too sure what to think about the sox this year, gone are the days of Johnny Benedict Arnold in center field, Billy Mueller at third base, and Kevin Millar at first. It's sad to see them all go, but hopefully we have some good replacements in Coco Crisp, Mike Lowell, and Kevin Youkilis.
The Super Bowl was a horrible game. It was no defensive struggle, it was just two teams playing horrible football. The whole time I kept thinking to myself, "the Patriots would destroy EITHER of these teams." The officials sucked ass again too.
That is all for now.