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[kennethscott]

Did I mention that it was tasteful...the nudity that is?

Comments

[saaramyrene]

I don't think that "tasteful" is a good adjective here. I mean, "tasteful" is what porn agents say when they're trying to talk you into taking $100 to be naked in the background of a movie called "Crazy Wild DPs on Ice!" Also, "artistic" is out for the same reasons.

[kennethscott]

Oh there's so many jokes...but i have a date so I'll stick with this...

Saara, you sure seem to know a lot about porn agents...is there something you're not telling us?

But seriously, how about tasty, tasteless, hardcore...oh I'm at a loss for the funny...not enough sleep...must go now...............

[saaramyrene]

It should be noted that, while I typed "$100" up there, I actually meant to type "$1,000". One should never get naked on film for less than a G.

[kennethscott]

Ahhhhhhhh...Saara. I'd just like to point out that you're not helping my cause here.

[saaramyrene]

I mean, you shouldn't get naked on film for less than a G unless it's for art. That's what I meant. If it's for art, you should do it for free AND get it on with the director.

[joshd]

Oh-ho, that's the deal, huh? I should tell you, Scott, that this sort of thing never works.

And by "this sort of thing never works" I mean "It worked for me once and it's the only reason I ever got laid."