dear santa,
this year, i have been about as good as anyone could possibly expect me to be as long as they weren't watching everything that i do (allegedly). in order to ensure continued mediocrity, please deliver the following items to my home by december 25th (as is traditional):
a faraday cage
a human skull
red vines
Tokyo Milk's I Want Candy parfum
another human skull to keep the first one company and make for epic albeit weird puppet shows (for the children!)
tea cups
this shirt:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/WU-TANG-CLAN-flower-rap-hip-hop-music-gift-men-white-t-shirt-/221154270907 if my d̶e̶m̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ very reasonable requests are not met, i'm sorry to say that i'll be forced to excel in nothing but shenanigans next year. SO MUCH SHENANIGANS!
consider yourself forewarned jolly-boy.
xoxo,
kenna