He just said what?

Oct 23, 2006 09:37

So I was watching Manchester United beating Liverpool 2-0 at a bar. It was pretty quiet when I got there, besides this Man United hater (likely to be from England) kept yelling at this Man United fan, saying stuff like, "fuck you northerners", "they're useless scum", "bunch of wankers", etc... And the other guy will occassionally got pissed off, stood up and told the hater to STFU, the hater will then shut up for 10 secs before started started his crap again.

I tried to block them out but then came the quote of the night:

"He's shit(didn't know which player he's referring to), he's really fucked up, he's like your mother ya'know, like how your mother is getting fucked up so hard that she can't catch a train to Birmingham, and even if she catch a bus the motorway will get blocked off!"

Good god, I couldn't believe what I heard, and I couldn't believe that I spent time thinking, "What? why?" Maybe it's an in-joke that only the hater knows or maybe... it's a British thing? The other guy seemed a bit confused when he heard it as well.

Then not long after that 20-30 people came inside the bar at the same time, and that kinda stopped him displaying his hatred against the Northerners.

As for the game, Liverpool never really did anything special and I wouldn't expect Ferdinand to score a goal like that! Scholes scored on his 500th appearance for Man United too! Great result.

On the other hand, Sheva finally scored for Chelski in the league.

football, wtf

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