Coin Operated Unicorn!!!
Parody Written by Britteny Holloway & Casey Barden
Coin Operated Unicorn
Sitting at the store
It looks like a toy
But I turn it on
and it comes to life!
Automatic joy!
That is why I want
A coin Operated Unicorn!
Made of metal & some plastic
It is shiney & long-lastin'
Who could ever, ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore!
Many colors I can choose from
I will never leave my store front
I will never cry at night again!
Wrap my arms around it and pretend!
Coin Operated Unicorn
All the other real
ponies I destroy
Cannot hold a candle
To my new horse and I'll
Never let it go
And I'll never be alone
And I'll let it go,
And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
And I'll never be alone
Not with my coin Operated unicorn!
This Bridge was written
To make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of my quarters dwindeling
Can you distract me from my plastic fantasy
I didn't think so,
But I'm still convincable
Will you persist even after I bet you
A billion Quarters that i'll never leave here
And Will you persist
even after I shove you
away for the last time?
Will you keep on trying...
To stop me from riding?
To Lose it...
...I'm losing...
......MY CONSTANT TURN!!
I want a (repeat 15x)
I...
...WANT
........A...
coin operated unicorn
(instrumental break)
And If I had a star to wish on
For my life I can't imagine
Any Flesh & blood could be its match!
I could even go give it a bath
Coin operated Unicorn
It may not be real'
Experienced with adults...
But I know it feels
Like a unicorn should feel...
Now isn't that the point?
That is why I want...
A...
Coin Operated unicorn
With a pretty coin...
Opereated voice...
Saying that it loves me
and it's thinking of me
Striaght and to the point.
That with why I want a...
Coin...
Op-er-ated.....Unicorn.
Coin Operated Unicorn
Sitting at the store
It looks like a toy
But I turn it on
and it comes to life!
Automatic joy!
That is why I want
A coin Operated Unicorn!
Made of metal & some plastic
It is shiney & long-lastin'
Who could ever, ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore!
Many colors I can choose from
I will never leave my store front
I will never cry at night again!
Wrap my arms around it and pretend!
Coin Operated Unicorn
All the other real
ponies I destroy
Cannot hold a candle
To my new horse and I'll
Never let it go
And I'll never be alone
And I'll let it go,
And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
-go, And I'll never be alone
And I'll never be alone
Not with my coin Operated unicorn!
This Bridge was written
To make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of my quarters dwindeling
Can you distract me from my plastic fantasy
I didn't think so,
But I'm still convincable
Will you persist even after I bet you
A billion Quarters that i'll never leave here
And Will you persist
even after I shove you
away for the last time?
Will you keep on trying...
To stop me from riding?
To Lose it...
...I'm losing...
......MY CONSTANT TURN!!
I want a (repeat 15x)
I...
...WANT
........A...
coin operated unicorn
(instrumental break)
And If I had a star to wish on
For my life I can't imagine
Any Flesh & blood could be its match!
I could even go give it a bath
Coin operated Unicorn
It may not be real'
Experienced with adults...
But I know it feels
Like a unicorn should feel...
Now isn't that the point?
That is why I want...
A...
Coin Operated unicorn
With a pretty coin...
Opereated voice...
Saying that it loves me
and it's thinking of me
Striaght and to the point.
That with why I want a...
Coin...
Op-er-ated.....Unicorn.