Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
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What is a male ladybug called?
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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
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Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
**If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny?
In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?