Math Journal
OK! Every Tuesday, we have to write this thingy called a math journal. This time was actually fun! We had to tell a robot to make us breakfast, lunch, or a sandwich...somethin' like that... anyways...This was mine.
"Make Me a Sam'mich!"
Me: Ok GiR! Make me a sam'mich!
GiR: Yes my Lady! *runs to the kitchen screaming*
Me: *follows* GiR, stop that! Open the refridgerator and take out the bread!
GiR: Yes ma'am! *salutes*
Me: Get the mayo & the ham too.
GiR: I like chicken!!
Me: The HAM GiR!
GiR: All riiiight...WEEHEEHEE! WAFFLES!
Me: Place it on the counter and open the drawer, get a butter knife.
GiR: *singing* Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie dooooooooooo!
Me: Now GiR, open the cabinet door a get a plate. Place in on the counter.
GiR: PLATE!!
Me: You forgot to close the refridgerator door.
GiR: OOooooh Yeah...*walks over, closes it*
Me: Good, now GiR, open the bread sack, take out two slices, and put them on the plate.
GiR: I LIKE BUNNIES!!
Me: ...That's nice...Now open the mayo jar & dip the knife in it. Scrape it across the bread, not too thick now!!
GiR: *big stupid grin* Mayonnaise is my friiiiend...
Me: You scare me... Now GiR, open the Vacuum-sealed sliced ham & take out... two slices....GiR? GIR!! GiR get back in here!
GiR: Awww... But I wanted to watch the Angry Monkey!
Me: Curse that monkey...CURSE HIM!!! NOW Gir, pay attention! Open the bag of ham & take out two SLICES!!
GiR: Yes my Lady!
Me: What did you do with the knife, GiR?
GiR: I don't...know....
Me: Anyways... place the slices of ham upon the two slices of mayoed bread!~~Where's the bread??
GiR: *running in circles* **sing-song voice** I CAN'T SEE! IIIII CAN'T SEEEEE!!!!!
Me: GiR!! Get that off your face! Stop that! Puit it back! Ok. Now, place the ham on the mayo side of the bread.
GiR: You smell funny...
Me: *akward stare* Now place the bread & its contents together hor-i-zon-tally. Good. Now GiR~GIR! Quit building a house out of that & put the items away!!
GiR: Aww... But where will the tiny weenie people live?
Me: *takes plate & backs out of the room slowly* man, that robot's weird...
"Make Me a Sam'mich!"
Me: Ok GiR! Make me a sam'mich!
GiR: Yes my Lady! *runs to the kitchen screaming*
Me: *follows* GiR, stop that! Open the refridgerator and take out the bread!
GiR: Yes ma'am! *salutes*
Me: Get the mayo & the ham too.
GiR: I like chicken!!
Me: The HAM GiR!
GiR: All riiiight...WEEHEEHEE! WAFFLES!
Me: Place it on the counter and open the drawer, get a butter knife.
GiR: *singing* Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie dooooooooooo!
Me: Now GiR, open the cabinet door a get a plate. Place in on the counter.
GiR: PLATE!!
Me: You forgot to close the refridgerator door.
GiR: OOooooh Yeah...*walks over, closes it*
Me: Good, now GiR, open the bread sack, take out two slices, and put them on the plate.
GiR: I LIKE BUNNIES!!
Me: ...That's nice...Now open the mayo jar & dip the knife in it. Scrape it across the bread, not too thick now!!
GiR: *big stupid grin* Mayonnaise is my friiiiend...
Me: You scare me... Now GiR, open the Vacuum-sealed sliced ham & take out... two slices....GiR? GIR!! GiR get back in here!
GiR: Awww... But I wanted to watch the Angry Monkey!
Me: Curse that monkey...CURSE HIM!!! NOW Gir, pay attention! Open the bag of ham & take out two SLICES!!
GiR: Yes my Lady!
Me: What did you do with the knife, GiR?
GiR: I don't...know....
Me: Anyways... place the slices of ham upon the two slices of mayoed bread!~~Where's the bread??
GiR: *running in circles* **sing-song voice** I CAN'T SEE! IIIII CAN'T SEEEEE!!!!!
Me: GiR!! Get that off your face! Stop that! Puit it back! Ok. Now, place the ham on the mayo side of the bread.
GiR: You smell funny...
Me: *akward stare* Now place the bread & its contents together hor-i-zon-tally. Good. Now GiR~GIR! Quit building a house out of that & put the items away!!
GiR: Aww... But where will the tiny weenie people live?
Me: *takes plate & backs out of the room slowly* man, that robot's weird...