Bad riddles

Sep 15, 2019 14:23

(don't recall where I heard this one)
"What's got bright purple and orange stripes, way too many legs, big fangs, feathery anntennae and is about 6 inches long?"

"I dunno, what?"

"I don't know either, but there's one crawling on your shoulder..."

(swiped from Oglaf.com)
Q: What mythological creatures don't have a reflection in a mirror?
A: All of them

A variant on an old set of jokes I just came up with. Likely to get you hurt in some parts of Terramagne.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A Berrettafly.

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