Work

[kendomasters]

I just returned from my first day at work: if any of you put gum under the desks, you will face my shinai.

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[devilishelf]

I take it you're doing janitorial duties or something like that. Good to know.

[kendomasters]

Yes. Why is it good to know?

[devilishelf]

Just because.

[kendomasters]

If you dare put gum on a desk, I will have your head.

[devilishelf]

Who said anything about gum?

[kendomasters]

Do you think I was born yesterday?

[devilishelf]

Like I said, who said anything about gum?

[kendomasters]

If you vandalize the classroom in any way, I will have your head.

[devilishelf]

Now, why would I do something as silly as that?

[kendomasters]

Because you enjoy laps.

[devilishelf]

Apparently, I'm still supposed to be running laps for all the trouble I got into when we were all younger.

Besides, if I really wanted to do something, why would I run the risk of it being in a classroom you may or may not clean?

[senseiseiichi]

Your doctor granted you a reprieve for now, but they still stand!

[devilishelf]

I know. I heard you already. But look, I'm getting Sanada to talk. You should be proud of me.

[kendomasters]

Accumulated interest.

I am not a mute and you would be an idiot to mutilate one of my classrooms.

[devilishelf]

So, anyone want to give me a number on how many I should be running?

Again, why would I mess with a classroom that you may never even get to clean?

[kendomasters]

Ask Seiichi.

Ask yourself that.