(no subject)
I'm special. I have managed to shoplift from Amazon not just once but twice! The first time I grabbed some random book on making jewelry. The next time I swipped a few things I had ordered which had already been delivered. Okay, so I don't think before I swipe but how many people can steal accual objects by working online? If I manage to swipe more things I'm selling it on ebay.
And just a quote from overheard in New York because it's in line with the season and working in retail.
In the Same Way that Those WMDs Were 'Sold Out'
Loud customer: Do you have She-Ra: Princess of Power?
Cashier: No, we don't carry it.
Loud customer: It's sold out?
Cashier: No. We don't carry it.
Loud customer: It's sold out?
Cashier: ...Yes.
--Virgin Megastore, Times Square
And just a quote from overheard in New York because it's in line with the season and working in retail.
In the Same Way that Those WMDs Were 'Sold Out'
Loud customer: Do you have She-Ra: Princess of Power?
Cashier: No, we don't carry it.
Loud customer: It's sold out?
Cashier: No. We don't carry it.
Loud customer: It's sold out?
Cashier: ...Yes.
--Virgin Megastore, Times Square