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I don't care about your past.
What I hate about my birthday is that it's always in the Valentine's week so I always end up wishing a date for my birthday gift and realizing no one is coming to save me from a pool of couples in red. This time I don't think I'll wish for one. Valentine's is such a huge celebration and you don't just randomly pick guys to be your date. He's gotta be special. As in special. Random people aren't special people. So I suggest to everyone whose lovelife is best described as self-supporting, just get real. You've no date this year and do better next time. This is not like Christmas where you can just do last minute shopping.
On the 14th, remember few things:
Don't go out alone.
Don't go out in threes. Or in any odd number for that matter.
Don't watch anything that requires high IQ.
Don't dress up. Just your simple chill clothes.
Life told me that expectation is the mother of disappointments.
Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?