Single Awareness Day
14 February is Valentine's Day and also The Single Awareneness Day. Hence, it is best to stay home alone and watch films like Titanic or Poseidon or Bayaning Third World.
Ingredients of an Unmemorable 14 February
a. The only person you're expecting to give you a rose and a cheap chocolate bar (aka your friend) slept the whole day after making out with his lover. Great!
b. Smoke. Half the pack. After telling everybody you're quitting.
c. Drink a caramel coffee and sit beside a group of Marxist making a song against capitalists. Note: guitarist need not to know how to play a guitar.
d. Decline an invitation to the Fair.
e. Watch a film-a post modernistic auteur film about immortality of love. Choose it over a feel-good romantic comedy because someone says there's an international rave with this film.
f. Be with two female orgmates.
g. Drink alcohol. And plan projects for the org.
Sira ang gabi di ba? BUT on the other hand, my leading Happy Thought just approved my invitation in Friendster. (Why stalk when you could be friends. Why be friends when you can be a MTIF. Why be lonely when there's a reason not to be)
.
Homaygad. Pressure's all over me. Eee. What's the next step?
So I see no reasons not to be happy. That's what Happy Thoughts do. If it doesn't, find another one.
My 24 P. They're as lovely as the real 26K. Except for some. Chika. You won't see me there. Try looking at stage left.
" Heart's Day is so overrated. You can always spread the love anytime in the year. "
I might agree with Emerlito. Not because he's right, but because I just have to. It's like a defense-mechanism for us. Anyways, my 15th turned extra-special when unexpectedly Benjie bought me a P10 worth Kitkat as his delayed Balentime's gift. Later, he offered me the plastic rose at the next table when we were eating at Rodics. (We looked for a stall that sells roses, too bad they all left the campus na).
*The term Single Awareness Day was quoted from DZUP
*MTIF means More Than Intimate Friends
Ingredients of an Unmemorable 14 February
a. The only person you're expecting to give you a rose and a cheap chocolate bar (aka your friend) slept the whole day after making out with his lover. Great!
b. Smoke. Half the pack. After telling everybody you're quitting.
c. Drink a caramel coffee and sit beside a group of Marxist making a song against capitalists. Note: guitarist need not to know how to play a guitar.
d. Decline an invitation to the Fair.
e. Watch a film-a post modernistic auteur film about immortality of love. Choose it over a feel-good romantic comedy because someone says there's an international rave with this film.
f. Be with two female orgmates.
g. Drink alcohol. And plan projects for the org.
Sira ang gabi di ba? BUT on the other hand, my leading Happy Thought just approved my invitation in Friendster. (Why stalk when you could be friends. Why be friends when you can be a MTIF. Why be lonely when there's a reason not to be)
.
Homaygad. Pressure's all over me. Eee. What's the next step?
So I see no reasons not to be happy. That's what Happy Thoughts do. If it doesn't, find another one.
My 24 P. They're as lovely as the real 26K. Except for some. Chika. You won't see me there. Try looking at stage left.
" Heart's Day is so overrated. You can always spread the love anytime in the year. "
I might agree with Emerlito. Not because he's right, but because I just have to. It's like a defense-mechanism for us. Anyways, my 15th turned extra-special when unexpectedly Benjie bought me a P10 worth Kitkat as his delayed Balentime's gift. Later, he offered me the plastic rose at the next table when we were eating at Rodics. (We looked for a stall that sells roses, too bad they all left the campus na).
*The term Single Awareness Day was quoted from DZUP
*MTIF means More Than Intimate Friends