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[kendeleon]

A conversation of a group of bored criminals in jail:

Zoophile: Why don't we fuck a pussycat.
Sadist: We fuckt it, then we torture it.
Murderer: We fuck it, torture it, then we kill it.
Necrophile: We fucj it, torture it, kill it then we fuck it again.
Pyromaniac: Yeah. We fuck it, torture it, kill it, fuck it again then we burn it.

Zoophile to another prisoner: Why are yo so silent?

Masochist: Meoww?!!