Million MonkeyMass Movement

Aug 26, 2006 02:28

That's right folks! come one, come all! Witness the unfolding truths of nature and reality, unhindered by the psychological barriers and buffers we put in place! The world is out there, waiting to be bitten like a certain 'K' marked golden apple! Be the world's eyes, ears, unbridle yourself of the structures of self-limitation, and accept the burden and honor of self effacy!

That's right, I am speaking of that hot new ontology unfurling across the mindscape of man, the Million MonkeyMass Movement! This ain't your grandmother's evolutionary group, mind; we don't advocate a sufferage save stupidity, of small minded superstitions and ritualistic habits designed to sedate and control!

No David Koresh here! The Movement is the brainchild of a few like-minded individuals, intent on instantiating an insurgency of introspection! Self awareness and self effacy are the keys, transcending the greymatter stagnation of the mammalian brain, the raw emotion and instinct of the lizard hindbrain, and harness each, forming a zenlike cohesion of self. MonkeyMass, unite!

Ah, but what will my family say..? I say they will appreciate the newfound acuity that you bring into their lives! What about my life, my work you ask? The Million MonkeyMass Movement respects the decisions of its members, with no expectations nor code of conduct with which to control the actions of its members. The Movement encourages unique and insightful thought!

So, in lieu of recent events and conversations, the kickstart of self anew, I thank you gentlemen, for the pandora's box is truly open!

Join now, don't wait! When the Million MonkeyMass Movement reaches critical mass, we march!

The Million MonkeyMass Movement does not take responsibility for any loss, damages, or theft of any and all awakenings of a intellecual, perceptions of the psyche, spiritual, or any other mind and/or state alterations. We prid ourselves on the quality of our work, so any dissatisfaction should be addressed to:
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c/o Monkey of the Highest Calibre
Second left-hand path along the right hand intersection of the fifth trail crossing Shambala Peak from the southwest when the sun is behind you in the evening twilight.
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For reimbursement of Karmic or Spiritual coin. And we will be happy to send you your old blinders back, guarenteed, at no cost to the consumer! 9 out of 10 Alien Anthropologists agree, we really do taste like chicken.
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