Jim vs Dave

Jun 24, 2008 17:42

The game set had finally come in the mail.  Jim set it up by leaning the regulation sized ladder against one side of his house.  Then Dave leaned the other ladder against the opposite side of the house.  
When they had both climbed three quarters of the way up the ladders Jim opened up his game bag and pulled out a blue Heron.  He then threw the Heron over to Dave's side and it began to fly.  When it flew too high Jim pulled the rope and jerked it down by it's leg onto Dave's side of the roof.  
"My turn" said Dave. Then Dave pulled out a red Heron (actually it was a blue Heron but it was painted for the game) and threw it towards Jim's side.  It attempted to fly and Dave pulled down hard flipping the bird upside down and crushing one of it's wings on impact.  When Jim saw the injury he quickly climbed all the way up the ladder and onto the roof.  He ran across the roof towards his blue Heron but it was too late.  Dave had gotten up onto the roof first and already had his boot on the bird's neck.  
"Damnit!" yelled Jim when he saw that he had come too late.  Once they had made eye-contact Dave forcefully put all of his weight onto the thin neck of the bird and killed it.  Dave then walked over to the red bird and did the same.
"I win" exclaimed Dave "Now hand it over"
"Ahh fine" said Jim dissappointed.  With that Jim pulled out one of his magic sea shells with an acient scroll and handed them to Dave.  
"Yes!"  said Dave looking excited "I'm finally a wizard!"
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