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"Okay okay, now I'll get to the part you've all been waiting for", said Professor Miles "I will show you all my world renowned method for opening treasure chests!" The restless murmuring of students filling the packed auditorium suddenly became silent in anticipation. "As I said earlier", Miles continued "Dr. Evoneur's method for opening the chest began with a calculation of the chest's lock size and a mental evaluation of the chest's importance to the Roman middle class life style, which of course, has now been proven by my findings to have nothing to do with the opening of such chests." The professor abruptly turned in the middle of his pacings across the stage as if speaking to only one side of the room.
"Nothing! So you see, I begin by making a mental evaluation of the chest's relevance to Egyptian hieroglyphics and the importance it has towards ruling class Egyptians during the reign of Khufu. Khufu of course was responsible for the construction of the great Pyramid of Giza. Khufu was a genius at coding and probably influenced much of the popular Da "Khufu" Code by Leonardo Da Vinci. When I evaluate the relevance that treasure chest's have towards the fourth dynasty ruling class of ancient Egypt, I consider the scribes that first decoded the treasure chestacular secrets that Khufu had left behind. Scribes near the end of the fourth dynasty discovered that the hieroglyphics to spell out the word for Giza were an ambigram (similar to the illuminati's symbol in the works of Danathan Brown) only, the word Giza upside down also means chest in hieroglyphics. Then hundreds of years later it was uncovered that the greek translation for Khufu, Cheops, had perhaps been derived from the greek word cheopsi meaning Treasury. English historians discovered that when they arranged the hieroglyphics of Khufu, Cheops, and the Giza ambigram next to each other respectively, suspicians arose that perhaps Khufu's legacy went beyond the contribution of Giza. Taking the ambigram into account, modern historians replaced Giza Giza with chest chest for analysis. Then after removing the E syllable from cheopsi and Treasury they discovered the late greek translation was clearly a subtle code for the word treasure. But it just didn't quite add up, "Khufu Treasure chest chest", not quite codey enough you know? Yeah, not until they discovered that Khufu of course is a fictional code for words "open the". Then using the multiplication rule of lying you can cancel out the second chest to leave you with the code "Open the (Khufu) Treasure (Cheops) Chest (Giza+-chest)" So I have fully considered the chest's relevance to the ruling class scribes of fourth dynasty Egypt and there you have it, Open the treasure chest. So then I open it, any questions?"
"Nothing! So you see, I begin by making a mental evaluation of the chest's relevance to Egyptian hieroglyphics and the importance it has towards ruling class Egyptians during the reign of Khufu. Khufu of course was responsible for the construction of the great Pyramid of Giza. Khufu was a genius at coding and probably influenced much of the popular Da "Khufu" Code by Leonardo Da Vinci. When I evaluate the relevance that treasure chest's have towards the fourth dynasty ruling class of ancient Egypt, I consider the scribes that first decoded the treasure chestacular secrets that Khufu had left behind. Scribes near the end of the fourth dynasty discovered that the hieroglyphics to spell out the word for Giza were an ambigram (similar to the illuminati's symbol in the works of Danathan Brown) only, the word Giza upside down also means chest in hieroglyphics. Then hundreds of years later it was uncovered that the greek translation for Khufu, Cheops, had perhaps been derived from the greek word cheopsi meaning Treasury. English historians discovered that when they arranged the hieroglyphics of Khufu, Cheops, and the Giza ambigram next to each other respectively, suspicians arose that perhaps Khufu's legacy went beyond the contribution of Giza. Taking the ambigram into account, modern historians replaced Giza Giza with chest chest for analysis. Then after removing the E syllable from cheopsi and Treasury they discovered the late greek translation was clearly a subtle code for the word treasure. But it just didn't quite add up, "Khufu Treasure chest chest", not quite codey enough you know? Yeah, not until they discovered that Khufu of course is a fictional code for words "open the". Then using the multiplication rule of lying you can cancel out the second chest to leave you with the code "Open the (Khufu) Treasure (Cheops) Chest (Giza+-chest)" So I have fully considered the chest's relevance to the ruling class scribes of fourth dynasty Egypt and there you have it, Open the treasure chest. So then I open it, any questions?"