*The Obama administration announced that military trials of Guantanamo detainees would be reviewed to expand defendants' rights, but due process would continue to not be granted them.
*Chrysler has announced 789 dealers would shut down nationwide, leaving thousands jobless. Meanwhile GM is expected to close down over 1000 while also reducing hourly labor costs and health care benefits in a deal with the UAW.
*New series of air and ground strikes have been ordered in Afghanistan by the Obama administration as the House voted 368-60 for $97 billion more to spend on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
.... bah... you know what? The news is depressing today.
Have a chimpanzee riding on a Segway.