COME SEE OFF THE LOCAL CELEBS
Come see off the biggest celebrities to ever come from Warren, Michigan.
The two hottest celebs in Hollywood History are embarking in a long though out,
crazilly planed "Road Trip." They will be departing shortly, and would love to have you
there at the single most EXTRAVAGANT going away bash that Hollywood has ever seen. This
"bash" will be taking place in the Lynch Ct. across the street from where these two
"Hollywood Heart-throbs" attended High School. The bash is stricly RED CARPET ATTIRE
ONLY! (Ang, hope you can find a gown to conceal your massive BREASTS!!!) This event,
ladies and gentile ladies, will be HIGHLY SUPERVIESED by the most VICIOUS GUARD DOG
EVER TO WALK THE PLANET. (Ever see the Sand Lot? It makes the "Beast" look like Scrappy
Dappy Doo.) There will also be lots of bright lights, screaming fairys, and Paparazzi
GALORE! There will be a small required donation of $20 dollars to attend this FABULOSO
event. All proceedsgo to a local town organization. Please make all checks payable to
Nicole Richie, or Paris Hilton. Keep this event on the D/L. NO STALKERS NEED ATTEND!
THIS WILL NOT BE A FREAK SHOW!
Love Always Bitches.
The lovely Ms. Paris Hilton
Kisses Tinkerbell. ! !
The two hottest celebs in Hollywood History are embarking in a long though out,
crazilly planed "Road Trip." They will be departing shortly, and would love to have you
there at the single most EXTRAVAGANT going away bash that Hollywood has ever seen. This
"bash" will be taking place in the Lynch Ct. across the street from where these two
"Hollywood Heart-throbs" attended High School. The bash is stricly RED CARPET ATTIRE
ONLY! (Ang, hope you can find a gown to conceal your massive BREASTS!!!) This event,
ladies and gentile ladies, will be HIGHLY SUPERVIESED by the most VICIOUS GUARD DOG
EVER TO WALK THE PLANET. (Ever see the Sand Lot? It makes the "Beast" look like Scrappy
Dappy Doo.) There will also be lots of bright lights, screaming fairys, and Paparazzi
GALORE! There will be a small required donation of $20 dollars to attend this FABULOSO
event. All proceedsgo to a local town organization. Please make all checks payable to
Nicole Richie, or Paris Hilton. Keep this event on the D/L. NO STALKERS NEED ATTEND!
THIS WILL NOT BE A FREAK SHOW!
Love Always Bitches.
The lovely Ms. Paris Hilton
Kisses Tinkerbell. ! !