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Aha, moar memes. First up the name one:
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Choo Kay. Wtfff. Chinese were never meant to have middle names.
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
___ Tuck. OMG I CAN'T REMEMBER MY MATERNAL GRANDPA'S NAME. >__<
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
LohJu.
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Ferret. HAHAHAHAHA. *dawns a fedora hat and bright green coat. Dick Tracy anyone?*
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
SanPetalingJaya a.k.a SanPJ. \m/.
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning
THE. ORANGE. CRANBERRY JUICE. WTF. I'mma gonna give Ribena a run for their money.
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Ju-oh. ...it's thiiiss close to being Ju-on.
8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate Starfish Amos!
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Freya Section12
10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
IN2U Sourstrip. Hehehehe.
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Speed Twelve.
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Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this with your name followed by "ology".
I present to you the textbook of Kemulogy.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Third Eye Blind \m/.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Just one. I don't watch as much TV as I used to, since the computer's a fine substitute.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Ummm blood? LOL.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Weights.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
If only by alcohol. No fists or catfights here.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes, I'd think of it as an assignment deadline with more..permanent results.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Uh. No idea.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Greys and bright colors, black. Pastels are a no no for me.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Nuh uh! I was a good kid. I think.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
BRING IT.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Noo. I like my hands the way they are :(
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
I would drop it like it's hot.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Durrrrr...no way.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Urgh, I think even if I did the thousand buckaroos would go to my medical bill afterwards.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
I would. 'cept I'd have to deal with the issue of the human conscience...which will be hell.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Empty!
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Looks too insulting for my brain for me to even want to watch it, sorry.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood, but no carpeting. The dog would totally mess that up.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Just one pair that I technically own since I bought them. I've two other pairs that belong to my mom but I sponge them off her frequently.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Mommy dearest.
Q: Last person who called you?
Ben.
Q: Person you hugged?
ummm....Kenny.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
66, 606.
Q: Season?
Spring, juuust before the heatwave hits.
Q: Color?
Orange, but green is fast catching up. And so is pruple :D
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Always.
Q: Mood?
Fine and dandy.
Q: Listening to?
Rolling thunder in the distance.
Q: Watching?
Make me a Supermodel on Youtube.
Q: Worrying about?
The usual unanswerable equations in life.
Q: Wearing?
Sleeveless top and jeans.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
I'm going to consider this in the out-of-house context. Midvalley Mall.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Wait for the rain to stop and have a run with the dog.
Q: Do you smile often?
Definitely.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yeah, I'd think so. Despite most people thinking I'm pretty stand off-ish at first, I'm glad to say I get along with everyone.