and now some light-hearted fun.
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told YOU that THEY love you?
tres
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
not seriously.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
yes. there was one time that i was trying to ask my dad a question while he was taking a nap and he kept drifting in and out of sleep trying to answer me. while he tried to explain whatever math problem i was having trouble with, he kept crossing his eyes and falling asleep again with them open, so i dropped the subject and started laughing and told him that he looked like yoda when he was about to die trying to talk to luke. he popped back into consciousness, overtly crossed his eyes, and stuck his tongue out the side of his mouth and started cracking up. after i left the room laughing, i sat down and began to sob.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
i think so.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
these categories are just so reductive.
-Have you ever been cheated on?:
i don't think so. (famous words of a dope)
-What is your favorite physical thing about the opposite sex?
height and cooking/doing things for me
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
more like roasted/pulverized
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i believe so.
-Talk to your exes?
word. (and katie - OH! SUH-NAP!)
-If you could go back in time and change things with any of your ex's would you?
i might do some tweaking, on my part.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
first,----second, no, i don't think i've been that great in a relationship, other than my one redeeming quality, i think i'm empathetic as fuck, which also might be biggest downfall to date. i can also be kinky. -- where the fuck did that come from?? and i like to make/pick up a lot of random shit that i think that the person i'm in a relationship with would like, which i can understand can sometimes be overbearing. dude, check it out, the empathy thing.
-Have you dated people who were not good for you?
"dated"
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?:
i've only abused myself, ladies and gentlemen.
-Have you dated someone older then you?:
always. not in principle.
-Younger
no.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
vaguely.
-Believe in love at first sight?:
yeah, i like to.
-Ever dated two people at once?:
no, i think that's silly.
-Ever been given an engagement ring?
heck no.
-Do you want to get married?
not really any time soon.
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
live long and prosper.
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
no.
-Ever liked someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
pshya. yet i extinguish the flame within!
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
i don't think i've suffered the conventional kind.
okie-doke, back to work.
tres
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
not seriously.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
yes. there was one time that i was trying to ask my dad a question while he was taking a nap and he kept drifting in and out of sleep trying to answer me. while he tried to explain whatever math problem i was having trouble with, he kept crossing his eyes and falling asleep again with them open, so i dropped the subject and started laughing and told him that he looked like yoda when he was about to die trying to talk to luke. he popped back into consciousness, overtly crossed his eyes, and stuck his tongue out the side of his mouth and started cracking up. after i left the room laughing, i sat down and began to sob.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
i think so.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
these categories are just so reductive.
-Have you ever been cheated on?:
i don't think so. (famous words of a dope)
-What is your favorite physical thing about the opposite sex?
height and cooking/doing things for me
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
more like roasted/pulverized
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i believe so.
-Talk to your exes?
word. (and katie - OH! SUH-NAP!)
-If you could go back in time and change things with any of your ex's would you?
i might do some tweaking, on my part.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
first,----second, no, i don't think i've been that great in a relationship, other than my one redeeming quality, i think i'm empathetic as fuck, which also might be biggest downfall to date. i can also be kinky. -- where the fuck did that come from?? and i like to make/pick up a lot of random shit that i think that the person i'm in a relationship with would like, which i can understand can sometimes be overbearing. dude, check it out, the empathy thing.
-Have you dated people who were not good for you?
"dated"
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?:
i've only abused myself, ladies and gentlemen.
-Have you dated someone older then you?:
always. not in principle.
-Younger
no.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
vaguely.
-Believe in love at first sight?:
yeah, i like to.
-Ever dated two people at once?:
no, i think that's silly.
-Ever been given an engagement ring?
heck no.
-Do you want to get married?
not really any time soon.
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
live long and prosper.
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
no.
-Ever liked someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
pshya. yet i extinguish the flame within!
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
i don't think i've suffered the conventional kind.
okie-doke, back to work.