dog sex

[kemaji]

On a lighter note, Gracie, our neighbor's golden retriever puppy (who is almost a year old) has been in heat for the past few weeks.  Last night, she and Dakota were playing together in the neighbor's fenced yard and when I went to get Dakota, they wouldn't move.  They were butt to butt and neither was moving an inch, which is very unusual for both.  Apparently, despite Dakota being neutored, he and Gracie were getting it on and he was stuck.  Literally.  My calling them had interrupted the act.  I didn't realize exactly was going on, until Gracie moved and I could see Dakota in all his glory.  Something I hadn't known until recently is that male dogs swell once inside a female dog and if they are interrupted, it is hard (no pun intended) for them to remove themselves.  Poor Dakota could barely walk after that, so he kind of limped his way towards me...it was the funniest thing.

So, that was a source of amusement for me yesterday.  Yes, apparently  I am a juvenile boy in a 29 year old woman's body.