god i hate pretzels so much.
QUESTION: when you are hungry and hormonal, is there a less satisfying vending machine option than PRETZELS?
ANSWER: no. there's not. on the other hand, they are healthier than my preferred snack of a half dozen reese's peanut butter cups.
WINNER: ding ding ding! my pasty ass.
ANSWER: no. there's not. on the other hand, they are healthier than my preferred snack of a half dozen reese's peanut butter cups.
WINNER: ding ding ding! my pasty ass.