Why are women so easily ticked off????
My wife and I were watching something on the tv while I was zapping throught the channels.
"What is it that you are watching" She asked.
"Dust" I answered.
That is how the fight began...
My wife was giving me a hint about what she wanted for her birthday
She said: "I want a new one that will go from 0 to a hundred in under 10 seconds"\
So i bought her a new set of personal scales
We have been fighting ever since
My wife looked at herself in the mirror.
"I feel terrible, I am getting old, fat and ugly" she sighed. I sensed she was fishing for a compliment so I said in the nicest possible way:
"Well honey, at least there is nothing wrong with your eye sight!"
I still dont know what started the fight we had.
I asked my wife if I could get two crates of beer on special for 15 dollars. She said "NO" and bought a jar of rejuvination creme for herself instead.
Then I told her that the beer would help me a lot more to make her look pretty to me than the creme..
Then all of a sudden we had a huge arguement
My wife and I were at a school reunion.
There was one guy there who was drunk as a skunk but that didn't stop him from downing one glass after another.
I asked her if she knew the guy.
She sighed and said yes, she knew him and he and her had been a hot item at one stage. Then she had broken it off and he had started drinking.
I thought it was remarkable that he was still celebrating the breakup after all these years.
She completely lost her mind after that, for no reason at all!