Sep 19, 2009 00:09
We should all be sharks, seriously.
Fun fact #1: Shark skeletons are make of cartilage, which is more flexible than a bone, which the shark will use to tear you in pieces. We can use it on people you don't like :)
Fun fact #2: Shark skin is hard and sharp, touching then will hurt you. Wow, badass much. Enemies cannot lay their hands on you know hee :B
Fun fact #3: Fishes wiggle to swim but Shark thinks that they're too cold to wriggle, so they glide.
Fun fact #4: Most fishes have one pair of gills, but sharks have five to seven. So much intake of oxygen got prize take meh?
Fun fact #5: The jaws of a Shark are the most powerful on Earth, yes, the entire Planet Earth.
Fun fact #6: Shark have very enhanced senses. They can hear, smell and feel everything in the waters around them.
Fun fact #7: Shark have a lifetime of teeth. Nabei, don't even need to worry about being boh-gey nor plan a dental plan. Good life only.
Fun fact #8: Shark don't chew. I wonder why they don't choke :/
Fun fact #9: Shark eggs are tough, leathery, rectangular or shaped like screws and spirals. Whalau, even before they were born already look so tough and badass.
I blacked-out for a moment while typing this :/ Must be too tired, gonna hit the sack soon.
Nabei, my ambition is to be a shark :B Hahaha goodnight world.