Where do you keep the euphemism?

[kelson]

Someone walked into the restroom talking on a cell phone, explaining, "it's going to sound really bad now, because I'm in the executive washroom."

Executive washroom?

Sure, if by "executive washroom" you mean first-floor lobby restroom that's available to anyone who walks into the building.

I couldn't tell whether he was joking, or trying to impress the person on the other end of the call.