Mar 22, 2009 03:35
Dear body,
Why hast thou forsaken me?
Tell me what I did to deserve menstrual cramps AND food poisoning/a stomach virus, and I will work to rectify the situation as soon as my toilet-side vigil comes to an end.
And please help me to not throw up every time I lay down to go to sleep. That's just mean.
Love,
Kelsie