Recipe: Mouthgasm Guacamole for 1
Jacob, due to his delicate constitution (?), has decided he can no longer eat avocados. When I heard that I would never have to share my homemade guacamole again, I was selfishly elated. I've been futzing around with various guacamole-crafting techniques, and made a delicious discovery tonight. Enjoy!
Mouthgasm Guacamole for 1-
Ingredients--
*one buttery ripe guacamole AVOCADO....clearly, I got a little ahead of myself :)
*curry powder
*mayonnaise
*fresh-ground black pepper
*a dipping wedge of your choice--I love fresh-toasted pita bread or blue corn chips
Directions--
*Lovingly divest your avocado of its outer covering.
*Gently prise the pit from the flesh--if you're feeling particularly Gaia-esque, you can strip naked and plant your avocado pit by the light of the moon.
*Place your avocado in a small bowl, preferably something red.
*Whip your avocado into a passionate frenzy with the anachronistic kitchen tool of your choice.
*Now add a generous dollop of mayonnaise, a couple of shakes of curry powder, and black pepper, to taste.
*Savor each and every bite atop your favorite crunchable dipping wedge. If you have trouble finishing, invite a friend to give you a hand. ;)
It was just so easy, I had to try and make it more interesting. Besides...sex sells, right? You're all probably rushing to the store right now for an avocado. And why shouldn't you? *subliminal messaging...do it...do it....doooooo it*
<3,
-Kelsie
Mouthgasm Guacamole for 1-
Ingredients--
*one buttery ripe guacamole AVOCADO....clearly, I got a little ahead of myself :)
*curry powder
*mayonnaise
*fresh-ground black pepper
*a dipping wedge of your choice--I love fresh-toasted pita bread or blue corn chips
Directions--
*Lovingly divest your avocado of its outer covering.
*Gently prise the pit from the flesh--if you're feeling particularly Gaia-esque, you can strip naked and plant your avocado pit by the light of the moon.
*Place your avocado in a small bowl, preferably something red.
*Whip your avocado into a passionate frenzy with the anachronistic kitchen tool of your choice.
*Now add a generous dollop of mayonnaise, a couple of shakes of curry powder, and black pepper, to taste.
*Savor each and every bite atop your favorite crunchable dipping wedge. If you have trouble finishing, invite a friend to give you a hand. ;)
It was just so easy, I had to try and make it more interesting. Besides...sex sells, right? You're all probably rushing to the store right now for an avocado. And why shouldn't you? *subliminal messaging...do it...do it....doooooo it*
<3,
-Kelsie