The Cinema WYDC: Babies M-N
Hey, and welcome back to the challenge! Where we left off, Farrah became a teenager who helped out with all the kids, Heather aged into a child, Joseph had two birthdays, and Ian aged into a child. Thea procreated with Shane Ng which resulted in baby Kat, and then moved on to Weldon Walton (seriously, Maxis, what the hell?) who produced baby Leonardo!
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter! :D
Sad news for me: Farrah and George are both moving out! However, this is good news for the challenge because now Thea can have more babies. :]
I'll try not to be too sad about it, but I miss them already.
Thea's got the next baby daddy on the phone. How's it going?Thea: No, you may NOT bring handcuffs! What kind of woman do you think I am? And whips are totally out of the question!
KAT SPAM!
(She looked right at the camera for this and I was both disturbed and amused. But it's hard to be freaked out when she's that cute)
Aww, baby D: It made me so sad when I saw her crying!
Ian: Look, Joe, isn't that Ellen Page?
Joseph: WHERE?
Ian: *moves Queen* ...And checkmate!
THEA SPAM!
Anyway, back to the challenge! It's Leo's birthday. (Finally!)
Wow! I didn't expect Leo to look like an exact clone of his dad (with the exception of Thea's skin and hair). Like, seriously, he's completely face one with none of Thea's characteristics, and it made me really sad! But he is adorable, and I got an excuse to use the emo hair that rarely works on any other sim. xD
Heather: MOMMY, MOMMY, I GOT AN A+! WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?
Thea: Not now Brady-clone, Leo's walking.
Thea's first time using the Elixir of Life. Results?
I forgot to give her an aspiration boost, so I accidentally took away days of her life. D:
However, after fulfilling a want or two and sending her back, I had her take a couple of sips and soon she was in good shape again.
So, here's our next baby daddy: Goopy's AL clone! His name is Gordon Wolosenko!
Aww, he's shy. How adorable, LOL.
Crush hearts, woo! This gets boring after a while, I must admit, so forgive me if I'm not entirely enthusiastic.
Thea: AND, LYKE, I LOVE TO SHAKE MY ASS LIKE SO!
Gordon: I APPROVE OF THIS ASS-SHAKING!
Whee! All good, right? Wrong. After getting love hearts for each other, Gordon decided it was late and he wanted to go home. Why are these men such idiots? Any guys I know would be jumping at the chance to get the girl into bed, considering she was amenable! So whut is up with these sims?
HEATHER/LEO SPAM!
Heather's taken over Farrah's duties as Responsible Big Sister, in case you were wondering. She does a great job, too! :]
And between Heather and Thea, they get the job done!
WARNING: ADORABLE MOTHER/SON PHOTOS AHEAD. MAY CAUSE HEART TO MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO.
Aww, so cute. I love that part of the teach to walk action so much <3
Toddler spam: because it's necessary. And it's easier to fill the chapter up that way. xD
As well as being the RBS, Heather's our resident artist. She maxed her creativity skill, so I'm going to have her take over the portrait duties pretty soon.
Birthday time for Kat! Ready to see what she looks like?
Squee! I don't know if you see it, but she's got a lot of her father in her genetics - and she's definitely better for it. Kat's my new favourite (nevermind the fact that I pick a new favourite every chapter :P).
So after Kat's birthday Thea finally had time to get some nookie, and invited Gordon over to do just that!
Cue the music!
Oh baby, light's on
But you're mom's not home
I'm sick of laying down alone, hey
With this fever, fever, yeah
My one and own
I wanna get you alone
Give you fever, fever, yeah
Whee, baby bumps! :D They all happened within hours of each other - what did you expect? :P
Anyway...
Thea: STOP! BABY TIEM!
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh. Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh!
(That was to the tune of Can't Touch This, JSYK)
And we have Baby M - who is a girl! Welcome to the world little Maggie, named after Maggie Gyllenhaal. Maggie's starred in movies such as Mona Lisa Smile, and more recently The Dark Knight.
Thank you rosanna29 for the naming suggestion!
Shocked Kat is shocked (and cute). :P
I treasure these moments.
So it's that time again: Thea-doesn't-know-any-other-breathing-males-and-must-resort-to-the-matchmaker time!
And then as the two were shaking hands, I had a sudden idea... THEA IS GOING TO HAVE THE MATCHMAKER'S BABY!
I didn't bother with the foreplay, and just had Thea boolpropped pregnant. So this'll be fun.
"Te amo, te amo," she says to me
I hear the pain in her voice
Then we danced underneath the candelabra, she takes the lead
That's when I saw it in her eyes, it's over
Then she said "te amo"
Then she put her hand around my waist
I told her no, she cried "te amo"
I told her I'm not gonna run away, but let me go
Meanwhile, I still had the matchmaker set Thea up with a blind date, just so that we have more baby daddies for the next go round.
And, after paying five thousand dollars, we got this.
Eh, could be worse.
Thea: BLAH BLAH BLAH, WOOING YOU AND STUFF.
Guy who's name I forgot: *Is wooed*
Matchmaker: EUGHH, PDA! BLAH BLAH BLAH, OLD LADY RANT!
Cat: That's one ugly bag lady!
And, despite this picture to convince you otherwise, the date went horribly. Thea only got a kiss because they had two bolts for each other and she's ~irresistible.
Baby bumps for the matchmaker's ~lovechild~.
Heather: OMG BABY WHAT DO WE DO?
Kat: YOU THINK I KNOW?
Leo: *Hits sound board cheerfully*
Thea: FUNNY ENOUGH, YOU'RE ALL NOT HELPING.
Hello baby N, a girl, named Naomi after Naomi Watts! She starred in such movies as The Ring, The Ring 2, and King Kong!
Little Naomi has Thea's eyes, and black hair. Didn't know the matchmaker had black hair; cool. :]
Oh, and thank you again to rosanna29 for yet another awesome name suggestion!
Anyway, hours after Naomi's birth it was time for Leo's birthday. I'd say I couldn't wait to see what he looked like, but I know what he's going to look like because he's face one and predictable (but adorable nonetheless). Anyway!
Aw. As promised, he's totally adorable. I had to get rid of the emo hair though, because it no longer suited him. D:
Anyway, here seemed like as good a place as any to leave off, so that's what we'll do. Until next time, have a good one!
- Kelsey