Fuckin Dane Cooks 2morrow!

[kelseyeatworld]

mmm , nothings really been going on lately... been kinda boring with this whole summer thing. Met my softball coach 2day... yup, wow I swear im interesting then a few days ago SARAHHH TROYYY came to my house at around 11 where I was passed out on the coach watch queer eye when I heard a knock on my door and I looked out the window and no 1 was there so I becase paranoid then it knocked again so I look down at my giant dog to find hes asleep.. sweet deal if someone like ya know.. came in the house and killed me.. oh wait hes DEAF rightttt. It felt like I was in a scene from fear and loathing in las vegas.. turns out it was sarah... true story lol. Work was a drag 2day my back hurt like helllllllll so then went onto cashiering and this little girl whispered to her mom that we had the same name and she was all like "WOW YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME NAME YOUR BIRTHDAY DOESNT HAPPEN TO BE 2MORROW IS IT??" and I was like no... and she was like "HAHAHHA OOOH, SORRY KELSEY SHE DOESNT" thenn we had to go to walmart at like 10 and I walked in with my aprin on and some lady was like excuse me do you work here ... hmm lemme think here... maroon aprin with Roche Bros. logo... YES I WORK HERE MA'M HOW MAY I HELP YOU ahhh im such a bitttchh lol, yeah its like 1230ish, Im gonna go sleep, haha

tap the break while you crack the window
-laterr