Computer One-liners
Computer One-liners
Is reading in the bathroom considered
Multi-Tasking?
My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI.
If only women came with pull-down menus and online help.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
Honey, I Formatted the Kid!
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I saw that quote and I died laughing and thought of you. I'm glad I could make you smile. Trust me I needed on also. I got let go from my work last thursday. I have been looking for a new job now for a few days and its dry as all get out. I did however get good news yesterday (no I didn't save 10% on my insurance) A counseling center here in Frederick is interested in me. They want me to work part time in their office as an admin Intake counselor. Basically take information from clients and payments. Update information as needed. If they smell of Booze I do a Breathalyzer and ask if they have been driving, if so i call the cops and their parole officer. My kind of Job!!! She said the later of that doesn't happen often at all. she said its only happened three times in the last year and all three were the same guy. All of the clients are court appointed because of DUI and DWI cases they have been in. Most according to the counselor I talked with are there because of either a traffic relation to alcohol (death in the accident) or because the court found them to be not able to control alcohol intake at all and need the help to get off of it. I know I will be happy with it.
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