My Butt!
well today I was sick and stayed home and this is what just made my day...this is for all of u ladies out there with curves!
My Butt is Big
and round like the letter C
and 10 thousand lungs
have made it rounded
but not smaller
and thats just fine.
It's a space heater
for my side of the bed
it's my ambassador to those who walk behind me
it's a border collie
that herds skinny women away from the best deals
at clothing sales.
My butt is big
and that's just fine
and those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it!
-Nikewomen.com