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the new cast for Dancing With the Stars has been announced. People I'm most anxious to see (and for very different reasons) are Mark Dacascos (the Chairman of Iron Chef America who is, in my book, smokin' hot - "Commencez la danse!") and Tom DeLay (former House Majority Leader, nicknamed "the Hammer" - commence making "Please Hammer, don't hurt me" jokes now). I expect Aaron Carter, Donnie Osmond and Michael Irvin to do well (teen heartthrobs and football players can usually dance). I expect Macy Gray and any models (yeah, I'm looking at you Kathy Ireland and Joanne Krupa) to do poorly, because that is the way these things usually roll. I'm reserving judgment on all the rest, including the UFC guy. And you?