You appear to be asking for it. Since there is nobody available to engage me in conversation, blog-wise, email-wise or otherwise, I have been left to my own devices. Leaving me to my own devices is dangerous, people, and now I must BLOW YOUR MINDS.
Turns out, we may all be living inside a ginormous hologram. No, really. No.
REALLY. If this is true, somebody somewhere owes us much better explanations for the bad crap. Seriously.