Confession: Although I do attempt to retain a balance of tea and chocolate-powder free cappuccinos; I have a guilty passion for Java-chip frappuccinos with whipped cream.
It is a thice-daily occurrence; however, this morning's was particularly brutal in light of the visiting model wishing for beverages also.
Gone are the shady street corners and doo-rags; the only joy for us now being giving the poor baristas names under false pretences and giggling as the yell out an order for "Svenka Hildybottom".
Didn't you hear? If you can remember them, you didn't do them.
Ah, the good ol' days. When I was a lad, I did lines in shady motels. Now the only lines I do are the queues I stand in to pick up my frappacino, trying to decide if I really want a pastry or not.
The Deacon's daughter, I never had quite the flair for the shady underworld; however, there was an incident with laxatives and a disagreeable boy's orange juice that I naturally never had a hand in.
They clearly didn't learn from Coca Cola's mistakes.
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It is a thice-daily occurrence; however, this morning's was particularly brutal in light of the visiting model wishing for beverages also.
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Do you remember pixie stix?
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Didn't you hear? If you can remember them, you didn't do them.
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That stuff must be literally laced with speed.
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They clearly didn't learn from Coca Cola's mistakes.
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I don't know...have you ever had that Diet Pepsi Max? That shit will seriously fuck you up. When you're coming down, you become irritable as hell.
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